If you go down to the woods today
Walking through the woods, a man comes upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against it. He asks, "Just out of curiosity, what the hell are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of this tree."
"You've gotta be kidding."
"No, not at all! Would you like to give it a try?"
"Well, this is really stupid, but..., okay .." So he wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear up against it. The other man immediately slaps a set of handcuffs on him, takes his wallet, jewellery and car keys, then strips him naked and leaves.
Two hours later, another nature lover strolls by, sees this man handcuffed to the tree naked and asked, "What the hell happened to you?"
He tells the guy the whole story about how he got there. While he was regaling his plight, the newcomer is shaking his head in sympathy, circling him. When the handcuffed man is finished talking, the second man walks around behind him, kisses him behind the ear and says, "This just isn't your day, is it, Sugar!"
2006-07-13 03:12:46 · 12 answers · asked by danielle c 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pretty good. It kind of gives a new definition to the term "tree-hugger". :-) Thanks.
2006-07-14 09:09:13 · answer #1 · answered by Ѕємι~Мαđ ŠçїєŋŧιѕТ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic! Nice one!
2006-07-13 16:41:34 · answer #2 · answered by Melok 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-07-19 06:18:15 · answer #3 · answered by Joe King 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmm fink a just got an idea :) lol
2006-07-13 10:17:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg rofl.........theres a different twist of this kind of joke..yet more nasty and it involves a car wreck...and a child
2006-07-13 10:15:47 · answer #5 · answered by RabbitHellFoxHeaven 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol u r funny
2006-07-13 10:24:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick but funny, lol
2006-07-13 10:16:08 · answer #7 · answered by happyflamepepper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-13 11:13:58 · answer #8 · answered by I'm Bossy!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice!
2006-07-13 10:14:53 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-07-13 10:23:34 · answer #10 · answered by zestful12 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋