Special Day
I bet you don't know what day this is", said the wife to her husband as he made his way out the front door. The husband was perplexed, but was always a quick thinker: "Of course I do, my dear. How could I forget!?" With that, he turned and rushed to catch the bus for work.
At 10 AM, the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses.
At 1 PM, a foil wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home.
The husband was smug when he returned from work, satisfied that he had recovered what could have been a very bad situation.
His wife was indeed surprised: "First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!" she exclaimed, "I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!"
2006-07-13 03:12:29 · 12 answers · asked by texasgirl5454312 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well iknow that today is the 13 thursday! my b-day is in 6 days!!!!
2006-07-13 03:38:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, in 1985, on July 13th, Prince Charles and Princess Diana opened Live Aid. The world wide concert raised 125 million for famine relief for Africa.
The organizer, Bob Geldof was knighted by Queen Elizabeth II for this effort.
Oh and on this day, I found the joke you have in your question almost verbatim at the site in the second link below!
2006-07-13 03:22:46 · answer #2 · answered by Ken C. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know what day this is right?
2014-12-04 13:31:12 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I know that TODAY is Thursday, 07/13/06.
2006-07-13 03:17:22 · answer #4 · answered by Topez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Their anniversary and with all the gift, it was probable her b-day as well
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