Are my testicles black?
A guy is lying in his hospital bed, wired up with drips and monitors, breathing with the aid of an oxygen mask. A young lady comes round the ward with the tea and newspaper trolley. Approaching him she asks if there is anything she can do for him. The guy looks at her and asks "Are my testicles black?"
"I'm sorry but I'm not medical staff, I can't help you with that" she replies.
"Oh, please have a look for me, I'm really worried; Are my testicles black?"
Taking pity on his obvious distress the girl glances around the ward and, seeing there are no medical staff around, says "Alright, I'll have a look for you". She pulls back the bedcover, lifts his dick out of the way and, cupping his balls in her hand tells him, with a note of relief in her voice, "No, they look fine to me".
The patient pulls off his oxygen mask and says "I said, Are my test results back?"
2006-07-13 03:09:11 · 22 answers · asked by danielle c 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's so funny!!!
2006-07-13 03:12:48 · answer #1 · answered by happyflamepepper 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats a very funny joke-lol
2006-07-19 15:39:38 · answer #2 · answered by Little Minx 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg i nearly fell of my seat with laughter then that is such a good joke thanx for the laugh i feel sorri for the woman lol
2006-07-18 11:40:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious and more than everyone else because I work in that kind of area at my hometown hospital!
2006-07-13 10:23:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2006-07-13 12:29:10 · answer #5 · answered by Gee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old ones are always the best
2006-07-13 10:42:43 · answer #6 · answered by gardenegerton 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sure gave me a laugh
2006-07-13 10:15:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i bet he had a hard time after that all because his test results are not back
2006-07-13 15:44:39 · answer #8 · answered by andrew w 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haaaahahahahaha!!!!!!
2006-07-13 10:15:31 · answer #9 · answered by Burnsie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny, made my day.
2006-07-13 10:16:45 · answer #10 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so funny
2006-07-13 15:08:30 · answer #11 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋