2006-07-13 01:37:47 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
First of all, i would get the brittish blue next door to provide the entertainment. then i would get the MASSIVE tom from over the road to be the bouncer and i would charge the cats from the neighbourhood to enter and enjoy. next i would roll in the obvious profits that this would provide. Unfortunatly, catnip is a big problem on the kitty club scene and the bar would probably close down because of the whole "drugs" issue...
2006-07-13 01:51:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
One could always get them an agent, hell if they can do that they should be on tv ......
Well I have two cats and first of all I'd teach them how to make the perfect french coffee (warn them the first time they lick the cream the business shuts down). Ask them how they managed to keep our dog 'joey' from pigging into customers drinks (maybe he would be passed out on the lawn, if so the business closes down). I'd remind them they r all underage so its strictly sparkling water for themselves and as a thank you for my generousity they make their own food at 6am and don't meow to me to get up anymore, oh and I need the sink mornings and at some stage over the weekend.
2006-07-13 02:15:19 · answer #2 · answered by Sam k 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unbeknownest to the trendy tabby..I'd stretch a velvet rope across the pantry entrance and start valet parking and a 25$ cover. If Tigger's gonna get bling, bling..so am I.
2006-07-13 02:43:01 · answer #3 · answered by mark c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if he's attracting the sexy tabby next door over for a drink, give him some space. A man cat gotta do what a man cat gotta do.
2006-07-13 01:41:46 · answer #4 · answered by Son of Gap 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ensure you have a burly tom cat on the door (cat flap) to keep out undesirable ally cats but let in all the p*ssy !
2006-07-13 02:07:53 · answer #5 · answered by Spook 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Set up a kebab shop outside for all the drunken kitties on their way home, of course. Isnt it obvious?
2006-07-13 01:44:30 · answer #6 · answered by Richo Fev 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as the cat tidys after itself, im not that bothered.
2006-07-13 01:52:23 · answer #7 · answered by lonely as a cloud 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool cat!
2006-07-13 01:41:20 · answer #8 · answered by Lemar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go see a doctor
2006-07-13 01:40:10 · answer #9 · answered by Goldblade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My cat would never do that---she is too anti-social.
But if she did I would encourage her to drink along with her guests---maybe she would act better!
2006-07-14 05:11:41 · answer #10 · answered by Selkie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋