2006-07-13 01:34:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what has claws, teeth, AND can knock over a liquor store?
2006-07-13 02:29:09 · answer #1 · answered by poptopheyitdontstop 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
That the cat can't load it. Either due to his paws not being apposed, nor big enough to handle such big shells, or she just had her nails done. Man have you ever fired one off those things, maybe the problem is the cat got blown away from firing it and he broke something or got amnesia, which was a problem coz the cat was famous and bringing in the money, Hmmmm, sleep time again. :)
2006-07-13 01:39:33 · answer #2 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of my cats need a shotgun to defend itself against the anti-social one.
(Wasn't there a recent SNL or Mad TV skit with cats as guns? I was wondering if it inspired the question...)
2006-07-14 05:14:56 · answer #3 · answered by Selkie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jerry?
2006-07-13 01:39:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Itchy and scratchy suddenly materialise in your living room
2006-07-13 01:46:26 · answer #5 · answered by MissBehave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the best thing for killing a really large mouse?
2006-07-13 01:43:52 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mouse/rat with a mechette
2006-07-13 01:37:44 · answer #7 · answered by walker 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude, what is your deal with cats? Get a damn dog!!!!!!
2006-07-13 02:03:10 · answer #8 · answered by jayhawk1124 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is grey and dangerous?
2006-07-13 01:39:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not sure, let me know.
2006-07-13 01:40:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋