2006-07-13 00:35:54 · 8 answers · asked by bubbacornflakes 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Cthulhu is hiding in the closet with Tom Cruise
2006-07-13 00:37:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 11⤊ 6⤋
Chuck Norris is the reason we are all here and I can only advise you not to worry about the sleeping Cthulhu. You better start worrying that no one wakes up Chuck or we'll all be doomed.
2006-07-13 00:40:05 · answer #2 · answered by Obilee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris used his tears to hermetically seal Cthulhu's eyes shut.
2006-07-13 03:29:05 · answer #3 · answered by Hippie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Yogsucthoth and Cthulhu are having an affair. However, if Cthulhu gets pregnant, we are all in trouble!
Wow, and can you imagine her mood swings? Poor Yog!!
2006-07-13 01:03:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let us ask Chuck
2006-07-13 00:40:47 · answer #5 · answered by norwood 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. The Doctor's been protecting us much longer.
2006-07-13 00:46:16 · answer #6 · answered by knoodelhed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck is a deep one, though, right? ...I mean ...that is why I've been throwing up in the mornings....RIGHT???
2006-07-14 00:26:45 · answer #7 · answered by raven s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No
2006-07-13 00:38:48 · answer #8 · answered by nastaany1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋