2006-07-13 00:25:06 · 31 answers · asked by WENDY c 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
would of loved a laugh and a chat,but got to go to work now.....maybe another time
2006-07-13 00:27:49 · answer #1 · answered by julie w 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
TOP TEN WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS...
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-****."
5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
4. You're convinced men do not lie.
3. You're counting down the days until menopause.
2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
2006-07-14 01:58:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Genders
You may not know that many nonliving things have a gender; for
example....
1) Ziploc Bags--They are Male, because they hold everything in,
but you can see right through them.
2) Copiers--They are Female, because once turned off, it takes awhile to
warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right
buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) Tire--Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
4) Hot Air Balloon--Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to
light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges--Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) Web Page--Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) Subway--Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
8) Hourglass-- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9) Hammer--Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years,
but it's handy to have around.
2006-07-25 02:19:15 · answer #3 · answered by # one 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've chatted for a while,but never got to laugh.
2006-07-27 06:00:35 · answer #4 · answered by frauline2470 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not too fancy but could do with a laugh.
2006-07-22 01:17:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes like the other guy below I am also bored S%&tless and p&/ed off because my company is thinking of transferring me a 1000 miles away from where I live in the space of under two months.
2006-07-13 07:31:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
would love to laugh and chat maybe tomorrow got to get up early for work tomorrow
2006-07-22 23:09:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i could do with a laugh and chat pop into my questions and answer them
2006-07-20 16:39:39 · answer #8 · answered by Chesh » 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Willed
A woman offered a brand-new car for sale for a price of ten dollars. A man answered the ad, but he was slightly skeptical. "What's the gimmick?" he inquired.
"No gimmick," the woman answered. "My husband died, and in his will he asked that the car be sold and the money go to his secretary."
2006-07-13 07:35:59 · answer #9 · answered by Aami 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a laugh or maybe 8...
Two squid are having a row.
"I saw you again with that pretty young octopus!" the female screams.
"No, dear, you've got it all wrong," protests the male. "Our relationship's purely planktonic!"
2006-07-27 03:25:35 · answer #10 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋