Anyone known the joke about the monkey and the "looks like you blew a seal" video?

Question

A monkey walks into a bar and the bartender goes ape.Remember anyone.

Answer 1

A penquin is driving across country when he notices his oil light is on. he pulls into the first service station he comes to. The mechanic tells him it might take a while so he can wait or come back later.

The penguin decides to look around. it's a very hot day so he decides to get something to cool himself off. He sees an ice cream parlor so he gets a double scoop of vanilla ice cream. He starts to eat but because he doesn't have lips he ends up making a mess on his face.

He finishes his cone and walks back to the garage.

When he arrives the mecahnic says "Looks like you blew a seal."

The penguin says "No it's just icream I swear!"

Answer 2

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There really isn't any one particular "look" you can give. Sweet and innocent or hot? I say both! You can't go wrong with whatever you do! Here are some things I've found just makes a girl impossible to resist. First of all, lots of eye contact. You can never fail with lots of eye contact. If you're looking we'll notice, and if you look a lot, then we start to get the idea that there is something up! While maintaining eye contact, smile, not a big foolish smile, but a nice warm smile to show that all the eye contact is not a mistake. And just do your thing from then on. Flip or play with your hair, remember the eye contact though, don't lose it! And if you're talking with friends and you laugh, that's just extra yum sauce so long as you don't lose that valuable eye contact! It's just awesome when you're chatting away with friends but your focus is still on the guy. It tells us that even though you might be with friends, you still want to pay us all the attention. And that is just plain awesome! What else could you do? So long as you've done everything up to this point, you just can't go wrong with any additional things like blowing a kiss, biting your lower lip, pulling your hair away from your eyes, the "come here" finger motion (yeah, you know the one!), the sexy licking of your lips (this one is hard to pull off, so practice!), or batting the eyelashes. Combine all the eye contact and the smile and any of these last few things and you'll be impossible to resist. The finger motion just scores! You do that and we'll know you want us. Its great to feel wanted!

Answer 3

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Anyone known the joke about the monkey and the "looks like you blew a seal" video?
A monkey walks into a bar and the bartender goes ape.Remember anyone.

Answer 4

Monkey Telling Penguin Joke

Answer 5

Blew A Seal

Answer 6

duuno any but I like this one!


one day,a monkey,and a lizard went for hiking!
monkey felt thirsty!
so he said to lizard"i will go,fetch and drink water!u take care of
my bag!"
and so,monkey drinks,water and comes back.
and tells lizard,"u also go and drink water,just a left turn.i will
wait here!"
so lizard goes,but he falls down in the river!
a crocodile saves him,and askes him "what had happened?"
lizard replies,"its all monkey's fault!he told me to go and drink
water,i came,and i fell down!"
so crocodile got angry,and went to monkey to scold him,but before he
said anything to monkey,
monkey said,"my god,how much water did u drink?"
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Answer 7

Sorry i don't know.