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2006-07-12 21:17:36 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Fire In The Furnace?
A seventy-five year old White guy, his hair is completely white, marries a twenty-two year old girl, and she gets pregnant.
Nine months later, he walks into the Maternity Ward. He says to the nurse, "Well, how'd I do?"
The nurse says, "She had twins."
He says, "Heh, heh, heh...well, I guess that goes to show, that even if there's snow on the roof, there can still be fire in the furnace."
She says, "Well, then you'd better change filters. Both of the babies are black."
2006-07-13 19:13:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A guy walks into a bar. He's treated for minor injuries.
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
90% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Yo mama so fat that when she stepped off the curb I tried to swerve around her but I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so poor when I came to her house I walked through the front door and came out the back porch.
...jeez i keep thinking of more :D
2006-07-12 21:27:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was
laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have a Airtel cell phone but still hutch
network is following me.
(note in the ad of the mobile company hutch there is a dog runing after a pink object)(airtel is a phone company)
2006-07-13 00:00:45 · answer #3 · answered by kitty pride 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bunny rabbit is taking a crap when suddenly a huge bear comes over and squat down besides him. Before the bunny can finish and hurry off, the bear ask him "Say Bunny...Do you ever have any problems getting crap stuck in your fur"? No... I sure don't replied the relieved bunny. Great, replied the bear then quickly grabbed him up, wipes his but with him, and strolled merrily off into the Forrest.
2006-07-12 21:47:00 · answer #4 · answered by Robere 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George Bush.
2006-07-12 21:23:36 · answer #5 · answered by Roxy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Checking out...
Lil' Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses' legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Pop, why are you doing that?"
"Because I'm thinking of buying these horses."
Johnny looked worried, "Then I think we'd better hurry home right
away!"
"Why?" his father asked.
"Because the milkman stopped by yesterday, and I think he wants to buy Mom!"
2006-07-13 00:33:18 · answer #6 · answered by Aami 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Beer is proof that Jesus loves us and wants us to be happy!
5 out of every 4 people cant do math!
2006-07-12 21:46:46 · answer #7 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure, want to hear a joke? The WNBA.
also
An Irish guy walks by a bar and...HEY, it could happen!
2006-07-12 22:04:08 · answer #8 · answered by Joga Bonito 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once an old ma went 2 a barber shop he went der mistaken as a hotel
2006-07-12 23:19:26 · answer #9 · answered by Ben 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you heard the joke about the rabbit and the cockfore?
2006-07-12 21:22:49 · answer #10 · answered by Norter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋