Susan had a tiring day at office and is now on her way home to Hendon. She gets on a tube train at Bank station and, as usual, is dismayed to find it packed. Everyone is squashed together like sardines. But this time, things get worse. During the next 10 minutes, she becomes more and more aware of the man standing behind her - so much so that when the train reaches Euston, she turns to him and without attracting other passenger’s attention and said, I can feel something hard rubbing against my backside. Please remove it. The man quietly replies, There’s no need to get panicky. I got paid today and what you feel is a roll of £50 notes in my pocket.
So are you telling me that between Bank and Euston your salary doubled? asked Susan.
2006-07-12 21:16:22 · 15 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
For those who didn't get the punchline see the 2nd aswerer's comment
2006-07-12 21:45:15 · update #1
keep rockin'......giving it a 9.99/10..lol ! :)))
2006-07-13 04:23:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
If having a lady bouncing up and down on me will make me thin I need some for sure :) Loved it.
2016-03-27 03:31:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Same naughty Pd back I see...
Welcome back! Keep rocking!
Rating: 9.98/10
2006-07-12 22:00:25 · answer #3 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe i got it without the explanation lol cute cute awesome! lol check ya later ♥
2006-07-12 21:57:57 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually experienced something similar to this before in real life... **shudders**
2006-07-12 22:40:50 · answer #5 · answered by pureessence 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolololo........L
Must have been paid with those body heat induced growing currency invented ....at birth! hehehehe
2006-07-12 21:53:01 · answer #6 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one, and for anyone that don't get it you must be a blonde!!!!
2006-07-12 22:02:19 · answer #7 · answered by simplyfabulous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haw! Haw!
2006-07-13 06:49:33 · answer #8 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get it..lol if you dont get it..i give a hint.....
what part of a man bodies that grows?
2006-07-12 21:29:06 · answer #9 · answered by RabbitHellFoxHeaven 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it, sorry im a slow person
2006-07-12 21:19:05 · answer #10 · answered by danyella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-07-12 21:37:44 · answer #11 · answered by i_love_orange_crush_05 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋