Husband and wife were sitting at the breakfast table and the man was
reading
the ads in the paper. He looked up and said, "Here is a great sale on
tires!"
His wife replied, "What do you want tires for? You don't have a car."
He says, "I don't complain when you go out and buy a new bra, do I?"
hehe it made me chuckle
2006-07-12 21:14:02 · 10 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
eeeeeek! Hilarious!!!! :D she must be flat as a floor!!!! ♠
2006-07-12 21:45:13 · answer #1 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
One afternoon, a little girl returned home from school and announced that a friend had told her where babies come from.
Amused, her mother replied, "Why don't you tell me all about it?" The little girl explained, "Well, mommy and daddy take off all of their clothes, and the daddy's thing stands up, and then the mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's how you get babies."
Her mother shook her head, leaned over to meet her eye-to-eye and said, "Oh, honey, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies...
"That's how you get jewelry."
LOL
2006-07-13 04:16:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
2006-07-13 04:20:26 · answer #3 · answered by ramesh_thiru 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha hillarious 10+ stars
2006-07-13 04:17:16 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The wife's chest must be as flat as the runway.. nice though...
Cheers...(",)
2006-07-14 00:35:54 · answer #5 · answered by Ellusive Lady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-07-13 13:41:08 · answer #6 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
+1 Zing!!
2006-07-13 04:17:29 · answer #7 · answered by Pickles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lil chuckle
2006-07-13 04:18:29 · answer #8 · answered by X's Mommy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NIce one!
2006-07-13 04:53:52 · answer #9 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol answers addict thats really funny
2006-07-13 04:18:04 · answer #10 · answered by i_love_orange_crush_05 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋