Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, What's wrong with you? Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children. and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it. Adam asked God, What will a woman like this cost? God replied, An arm and a leg. Then Adam asked, What can I get for a rib?
2006-07-12 21:07:58 · 30 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And this is the:
THE LOST CHAPTER OF GENESIS:
2006-07-12 21:10:42 · update #1
Hey, so... the lost chapter of genesis was with u...give it back ! lol ! :)) 10/10
2006-07-13 04:20:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Adam should had offered 1 arm and a 2 legs!
Things would definitely turn out differently from now!
2006-07-13 04:13:28 · answer #2 · answered by Hawkboy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Genius!
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A boy fell in the mud
Wanna hear a clean joke?
The boy had a bath with bubbles
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Bubbles was the girl next door
2006-07-13 04:11:01 · answer #3 · answered by Pickles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very,very,good!
2006-07-13 04:11:04 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
2006-07-13 04:10:04 · answer #5 · answered by Rebekah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao thats funny as hell cuz men are really bums alot of the time.
2006-07-13 04:09:36 · answer #6 · answered by caramelbaby707 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny as hell.... Men think they are the superior gender!!! What a laugh!!! Whatever helps you sleep at night!
2006-07-13 04:12:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Pd, I see that you liked my joke good enough to repeat it.
Thanks for the compliment!
2006-07-14 02:16:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's freakin hilarious! I love it.
But i've heard it before.
And i like oatmeal.
Can i have 10 points?
2006-07-13 04:10:17 · answer #9 · answered by Billy Oatmeal 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolololol
if only he was smart enough to sacrifice an arm!
having only one arm in us might have been the bomb!
we would have been able to watch the coolest soap opera known to man in peace...............Football!
2006-07-13 05:01:04 · answer #10 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋