2006-07-12 21:04:10 · 13 answers · asked by col 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q: What do you call two Scottish boys who are joined at the hip?
A: Ben DOON and Phillup Mc Cracken.
2006-07-12 21:10:51 · answer #1 · answered by mac_guy_ver 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The scottish football team?
2006-07-13 04:24:27 · answer #2 · answered by Roxy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you keep a scottish person occupied for hours?
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Lock him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner!
2006-07-13 04:41:37 · answer #3 · answered by charmzi_babe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
scottish football team in the world cup
2006-07-13 06:35:39 · answer #4 · answered by Toomg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gordon Brown
Scottish Parliament
SPL
2006-07-13 06:59:32 · answer #5 · answered by Dadams 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a Scotsman with 2 braincells
Gifted
What do you call a Scotsman of Asian decent with 2 braincells
Asif
What do you call a Scotsman with his brains kicked out
A Geordie BAS TARD
Did you hear about the Scotsman who could not cume
He sent his brother instead
2006-07-13 06:14:27 · answer #6 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm a scottish warrior i don't know jokes
2006-07-13 04:09:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
any joke i tell cos i'm scottish
2006-07-13 04:10:31 · answer #8 · answered by Scottish lass 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rangers FC.
2006-07-13 05:41:04 · answer #9 · answered by Liberator Sieg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a sheep tied to a lampost in Glasgow?
A leisure centre!
2006-07-13 06:48:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋