A policeman goes into a barber shop and gets a hair cut when he goes to pay the barber says "no no it's on the house consider it a reward for your good services to our community". THe next day tas the barber opens his shop he finds a dozen donuts on his doorstep. That day he cuts a firemans hair and tells the fireman it's free for all the wonder work he does. The next day as the barber opens his shop he finds a dozen red roses on his doorstep. That day he gives a mexican gardner a free haircut and says "it's for helping to keep the lawns in the neighborhood looking so nice." The next day as he comes to his shop he finds 25 mexicans lined up outside his shop. When he asks what they are doing they say they are there for their free haircut.
2006-07-12 19:40:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
u have 2 put a auestion mark after u douche n ur callin me racist y dont u grow a d***
2006-07-13 23:16:24 · answer #1 · answered by Sunny S 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
really good set up...disappointing ending(punchline). It needed something that has to do with 12....dozen doughnuts, dozen roses....something to tie it together, yet make you laugh....something like, he comes to the shop and finds 12 chickens in front of his shop...I know thats lame..but you get the idea
2006-07-13 02:45:00 · answer #2 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do roses have to do with firefighters? i get why the cop gave donuts, but why'd the fireman give roses?
2006-07-13 03:13:06 · answer #3 · answered by vanilla_bean_dream 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol kinda corny but still funny lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-13 02:44:56 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...good one
2006-07-13 02:45:15 · answer #5 · answered by J's On My Feet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh.. i get it hahahahahaha.... good one
2006-07-13 02:45:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
....hey they are hardworking too!
2006-07-13 06:27:05 · answer #7 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋