Viagra Worked -- Now Let's Try These... With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line...?

Question

of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society...DIRECTRA: a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent. PROJECTRA: Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one. CHILDAGRA: Men taking this drug reported a sudden, overwhelming urge to perform more child-care tasks -- especially cleaning up spills and "little" accidents. COMPLIMENTRA: In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing. BUYAGRA: Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after talking this drug can be continued for a period longer than your favorite store's return limit.

NEGA-VIAGRA -- Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.
NEGA-SPORTAGRA -- This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.
FLATULAGRA -- This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases back into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car rides.
FLYAGRA -- This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.
PRYAGRA -- About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other people. Note: Apparent overdose turned three test subjects into "special prosecutors."
LIAGRA -- This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and Presidential Strength versions

Answer 1

And the ones made for women are thus:

SHUTUPGRA: To help reduce the noise often emitted from the facial lips.
BELIEVE-I-HAVE-NO-MONEY-GRA: A self explanatory and cost effective drug (highly recommended)
COOKGRA: comes with a recipe book too.
ETCGRA: comes with a dvd with instructions on how to believe that saying you are not fat doesn't change the facts of any case, how to appreciate sports-opera, etc.

Thanks.

Answer 2

DID YOU HEAR THAT VIAGRA IS COMMING IN A LIQUID FORM NOW? YEP! YOU CAN NOW POUR YOUSELF A STIFF ONE.

Answer 3

great now we need one for aim

Answer 4

Yawn,,,,Tooo long