Who cares ???
Let the bitchh do the dishes in the dark !
10 pts for reply with best joke
2006-07-12 19:16:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit....
Man: "Hi! Am I ever happy to see you."
Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
Man: "It's been ten years!" With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man cigarette.
Man: "Oh thank you so much!"
Girl: "So tell me how long its been since you had a drink?"
Man: "It's been ten years" The girl unzips a little longer zipper on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.
Man: "Oh... thank you so much. You are like a miracle!"
Girl: [Starting to unzip the front of her wet suit.] "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?"
Man: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there too?!"
2006-07-12 19:48:59 · answer #1 · answered by tjandjess 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no longer maximum of male chauvinist could go with to alter the kitchen gentle bulb,because of the fact they do no longer comprehend the thank you to un screw the sunshine bulb,all they comprehend is say oink ,oink ,oink, communicate approximately male chauvinist pigs, ol l. a.,l. a.. The biitch refuse to cook dinner in the ineffective of night, and she or he's chillin,"wassuppening"???
2016-12-14 07:29:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do brides wear white?
So she matches the rest of the kitchen appliances!
Why are womens feet smaller than mens?
So they can stand closer to the sink!
2006-07-12 19:43:01 · answer #3 · answered by Red. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rofl... thats hilarious!!!!!!... heres one
why do mexicans eat tomalies on christmas?
so they have something to unwrap...
whats the mexicans national anthem?
attention k-mart shoppers...
2 mexicans in a tree one took a crap and then there was 3 :)
2006-07-12 19:21:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why dont women wear watches?
isn't there a clock on the stove?
2006-07-12 19:31:56 · answer #5 · answered by david waterstreet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, on the same line.....
Two blonds walk into this building...
....you would have thought one of them would have seen it !!
2006-07-12 19:31:14 · answer #6 · answered by Raffy_AdAstra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.......whats a kitchen? Sounds too feminine to me!
2006-07-13 00:10:59 · answer #7 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heeyy. That's not nice:-P
2006-07-12 19:35:15 · answer #8 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋