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An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive" The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps. The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps. This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.

2006-07-12 19:09:53 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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very funny ! check this one:

One day old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the Illinois State Fair. There is this man selling plane rides in his single prop show plane for $10 per person. Stumpy looks to Martha and says, "Martha, I think I really should try that." Martha replies, "I know you want to Stumpy, but we have a lot of bills, and you know the money is tight, and $10 is $10." So Stumpy goes without. Over the next few years they return every year, and the same thing, Stumpy wants to ride, but Martha says no money.
Finally, when Stumpy and Martha are both about 70 years old, Stumpy looks to Martha, and says, "Martha, I'm 70 now, and I don't know if I'll ever get the chance again, so I just have to be naughty and have a ride in that there airplane." Martha replies in the same old fashion, and Stumpy kind of slumps down. The pilot is standing near by and overhears the conversation...

The pilot pipes up, "Excuse me folks, I couldn't help but hear your situation, and I have a deal for you. I'll take both of you up together, and if you can both make the entire trip without saying a word, or even making the slightest sound, I'll give the ride for free. But if either of you make a sound, its $10 each." Well, Martha and Stumpy look at each other, and agree to take the ride.

The pilot takes them up, and starts to do loop de loops, twists, dives, climbs and spins. No sound. The pilot lands the plane, looks back at Stumpy and says, "Sir, I have to hand it to ya, you didn't make even the slightest sound and that was my best stuff." Stumpy looks back at the pilot and says, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but $10 is $10!"

2006-07-12 19:12:51 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 2 3

Jesus! did you invent this? funny! how about this:
A man and a woman are looking for they`re son in the mountains, when they find the ranger`s cabin. They asked him if he could assist them in they`re search. The ranger calls a Saint-Bernard called Google and tells him to find a boy called John Smith. Some time passes and the dog returns. The ranger asks:
-Did you find him?
-You`re sollicitation could not be found in the mountains, but in the valley bellow there are 2940 children with the name "John" and 3249 children with the name "Smith". Would you like for me to keep searching?

2006-07-13 02:27:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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2006-07-13 02:15:03 · answer #3 · answered by $~*DAT DAMN CHICK*~$ 5 · 0 0

thats like...theres a white, an asian, a mexican, and a black person on a bridge. the asain says "for my honor" and jumps. the mexican says "for my country" and jumps, and the black says "for my people" and throws the white guy off

2006-07-13 02:15:26 · answer #4 · answered by p-dogg 2 · 0 0

Hehe, kinda funny. May I ask why all the Mexican jokes?

2006-07-13 03:27:36 · answer #5 · answered by Michael A 3 · 0 0

That's funny

2006-07-13 02:13:28 · answer #6 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0 0

I think it sucks

2006-07-13 02:31:23 · answer #7 · answered by J's On My Feet 4 · 0 0

A bit OLD.

2006-07-13 02:22:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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