2006-07-12 18:46:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I don't know, man. I mean, we were chillin' at the mall the other day (Me, Jesus, and Bob) and we were gonna go see Superman. Jesus said, "Dude, I could totally kick his sorry *** any day," and we all laughed. I said, "Hey, Bob, you should see-"
I looked around and couldn't see him anywhere, so me and J looked around for about 5 hours (we missed the movie, of course) and we eventually got security. After another 3 hours, we figured he was playing a joke and that he'd be at home waiting for us and say, "I got you guys good this time," but when we got there, Mary said she hadn't seen him since we left. So, we were starting to freak out, right? We called the police, and they said they'd keep an eye out for him. When we woke up the next morning, Jesus slapped himself on the forhead and said, "Oh, I'm an idiot!"
"What?" I asked.
"I'm freakin' Jesus man! I'm the Son of God, idiot," He muttered.
So he called his dad and asked him if he could tell us where he was. It turned out he had gone into the movie early, and was waiting for us in the theatre the whole time, and he watched the movie (he said it was, well, ok). He met up with an old friend at the movie, so he went up to Minnesota to visit him, and it just slipped his mind to tell us. So it was all alright in the end, except Mary is gonna KILL Bob whenever he gets back.
2006-07-12 19:01:12 · answer #1 · answered by nunovyorebiznis 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus was not Crucified as the Bible states but him and his brother Bob started an Antique Shop on the West Bank. It's there today and it's called J&B's Antique Shop LOL ;-)
2006-07-12 18:51:53 · answer #2 · answered by TommyTrouble 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't know Bob. What happened to ya?
2006-07-12 18:50:54 · answer #3 · answered by Red neck 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, for the last time...
While I do tend to consider myself as a brother in Christ, I don't consider myself to be his "blood" brother. As Jesus had NO "blood" brothers, but He does consider all of us His Brothers and Sisters, if you are referring to this.
If not, I am right here...
2006-07-14 04:47:47 · answer #4 · answered by Bob 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He was a big disappointment to his mother. He could never quite measure up, so he went from job to job, wife to wife. Last heard of, he was hanging out with the gnostics and denying the divinity of Jesus. Tsk tsk...
2006-07-12 18:59:36 · answer #5 · answered by keri gee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL for a stupid moment I wondered who Bob was.
2006-07-12 18:50:57 · answer #6 · answered by LOVE2LD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was the black sheep of the family and captured by the Roman's during Herod's rule and became a slave.
2006-07-12 18:50:37 · answer #7 · answered by HisChamp1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he works at the pizza place down the street and is a drag queen at night.
2006-07-12 18:51:14 · answer #8 · answered by †ᴰᴲᵛᴵᴸ† 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a stupid question.
2006-07-12 18:53:00 · answer #9 · answered by Dianne 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋