Dirty Johnny and his friends were enrolled in sex education. During the lecture, the teacher kept referring to a "penis". It was "penis" this and "penis" that. The class behaved as if it understood. Immediately following class, all the students gathered around Dirty Johnny. "Johnny, what's a penis?" Nobody had a clue. Dirty Johnny said he would ask his Dad when he got home. When Dirty Johnny got home, his Dad was there. "Dad, what's a 'penis'?" His father unzips his pants, shows Johnny his dick and says, "This is a perfect penis." Johnny replied, "Thanks, Dad. I'll tell my friends tomorrow in school." The next day, all the students gathered around. "What did your Dad say, Dirty Johnny?" Johnny promptly unzips his pants and shows all his classmates his dick. "This is a penis. And if it were two inches shorter, it would be the perfect penis!"
2006-07-12 18:20:46 · 10 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Ha ha ha ha ha
that was good i hope to see more more funny jokes like that.
i needed a good laugh thatnk you.
2006-07-12 18:23:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahahah funny
2006-07-13 01:23:55 · answer #2 · answered by terrbeary 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tooo funny like the jokes
2006-07-13 01:30:04 · answer #3 · answered by dana c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before
2006-07-13 01:22:49 · answer #4 · answered by kimberhill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...I remember the first time I heard that joke....I fell off my dinosaur laughing and broke my damn wooden underwear. ;)
2006-07-13 01:26:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't heard that one. I like it.
2006-07-13 01:23:07 · answer #6 · answered by virtuouskelly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any other jokes?
2006-07-13 01:24:01 · answer #7 · answered by AzNgUrL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha...!
Good one!
2006-07-13 01:22:13 · answer #8 · answered by @~>--T--<~@ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice.
2006-07-13 01:22:27 · answer #9 · answered by bullfrog 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so what is your question?
2006-07-13 01:22:57 · answer #10 · answered by baby bear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋