Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins.?

Question

Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.

Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

Answer 1

HAHAHAHAHA OMG THAT'S TOO FUNNY!!! Thanks so much for sharing that - I needed a good laugh! Goes to show where our religious leaders are really headed - educational oblivion!! LOL

PS: Did you tell Jay Leno? He would just LOVE that I bet!

Answer 2

I always delight in reading the church bulletins, consisting of those you've listed above. i'd pick to operate 3 of my personal. a million. Please position your donation contained in the envelope alongside with the deceased individual, you pick remembered. 2. For those of you who've toddlers & don't understand it, we've a nursery downstairs. 3. Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight, at Calvary Methodist Church. Come listen Betha Belch each and each and every of how from Africa.

Answer 3

Those are really good, I've heard of a good one.

New choir robes are needed due to the addition of a few members and the deterioration of some old ones.

Answer 4

hahaha

Answer 5

thats too good to be true

Answer 6

yea, sounds very funny when you look at it this way.

Answer 7

this is a real angel

http://www.cutepiggy.com/criss_angel_levitating.html

Answer 8

....? ive never seen you at my church...