FAT FARM Where can I.............?

Question

I'm a real Lard a** and I'd like to find a place that has other fat people living there and working to lose weight.

I'm 252 and need to lose 70 some pounds and I need to find a place like this. I'm not being funny about this, I'm really looking for such a place.

I know that there are going to be alot of fat jokes here and that's cool. But after you let the fat jokes fly, I hope that you will at least include some info that would be helpful for me.

Thanks....

I was staying with some friends in California (I'm a Kentucky hillbilly) and one of their Mexican friends gave me a new nick name, which I thought was cool. He called me "El Gordo" which I didn't find out for awhile, means Larda** in spanish.

I have a sence of humor and that's about all the sence that I have :)

Thanks to all of you that have suggested weight programs and things that have worked for you. God Bless you all.

I am all alone, way out in the country. I see nobody or even talk to anyone (other than the computer). My nearest neighbor is 6 miles away. I go to town once a month for supplys.

I am in the hopes of finding a "Fat Farm" or some other live in program for the fact that I would like to be around other people as I lose weight.

This is why I asked if anyone knew of such a place. I'm not moving so please don't suggest this.

I know what I need at this point in my life and for me, right now, that would be a live-in place. If you know of ANY or know how to find them, please let me know.

SPECIAL THANK YOU, to Amanda for the nice comment at the end of your messege.

Where was you when I had a hard time with the school bully (smile)

Thanks to you all for your help and taking the time to answer this question, Mike

Answer 1

why not just go to a gym yourself & cut down your portions. instead of working to lsoe 70 pounds..why dont u exercise for fun. like if u like to swim,...go to a YMCA that ahs a pool inside of it. and im very sorry if people make fun iof your weight. you shouldnt listen to them. i know it hurts to always feel this bad about youself but why not use this as your motivation?


AND IF ANYBODY MAKES FUN OF THIS PERSON, GET A LIFE! THEYA RE ASKING TO IMPROVE THEMSELVES. GROW UP!!

Answer 2

No. That's cruel. I think parents should always make sure that their kids are eating healthy foods, exercising daily, and not eating so much that their stomachs feel like they're going to explode. That way they won't have a problem in the first place, and the healthy habits will stick with them and they'll do the same for their kids. :) I've always been overweight, and I WISH I had chosen to be healthy.

Answer 3

Homeopathic Treatment for Excessive Fat and Weight :-
PHYTOLACCA BERRY's Mother Tincture is perhaps the safest and sure fire way of loosing excessive fat around abdomen. With Phytolacca Berry once you loose the excessive fat and weight you don't get it back because you body takes care of itself after that and keeps you from gathering up excessive fat. It is prescribed after having a baby too, to get the tummy to loose its flab and to make it flatter and tighter. And after loosing weight with this you don't get flabby it tightens up the flab and skin along with helping your body to shed the excessive accumulation of fat around the girth
The dosage is 15 to 20 drops of the tincture in half a cup of hot water thrice a day half hour before or after meals.
Avoid Chocolates, Coffee, Mints, Red Meat and Carbonated and Alcoholic drinks while taking Homeopathic Medicines. You have to take it for at least 30 to 45 days after that you start to feel the results.
To the best of my knowledge its the safest and the most sure fire way of loosing fat and weight and keeping it of for keeps. Excellent remedy for Obese people who cant seem to shed weight despite trying.
Homeopathic Remedies can be found at all Major Herbal Stores or could be bought on line, In most of the world Homeopathic remedies are quite cheap and easy to find and they do not need a prescription.
Take care and God Bless !

Answer 4

Go for kettlebell workouts — an average joe burns 400 calories in 20 min's.

Answer 5

There is a place in Ohio called Andover which is a nursing home which specilizes in rehabiliting big people.

Now you'd be the skinnest person there...

Hey I know! Join the army, they'd make sure you lost weight!

Answer 6

Add sprinting intervals to your workout to target belly fat.

Answer 7

Muscle mass burns more calories, so include three 20-minute strength-training sessions every week.

Answer 8

gordo means fat. not lardbutt... i need to lose about 100 lbs myself. A daycamp for us big people would be cool...

Answer 9

Mix up your routine avoiding weight-loss plateaus.

Answer 10

Add an extra five minutes to your cardio routine.