Three Questions for President Bush?

Question

During a propaganda tour, president Bush visits a school to explain
his politics to kids. He invites the kids to ask him questions. Bobby
stands up and tells him "Mr. President, I got 3 questions:"

1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you
still won the election?
2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason?
3. Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest terrorist
attack of all times?

Before the president can answer, the recess bell rings, and the kids
leave the room. After they came back, Bush invited them again to ask
questions. Joey stands up and tells him "Mr. President, I got 5
questions:"

1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you
still won the election?
2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason?
3. Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest terrorist
attack of all times?
4. Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?
5. Where's Bobby?

Answer 1

No matter what anybody else says,I like it!Sounds just like Bush!

Answer 2

Little Bobby is an idiot. We use the electoral college system...so thats the kind of question an ignorant American would ask. The attack on Iraq being without an imminent reason is deffinatley depending on your point of view. If your a selfish American who refuses to help those in need, I suppose it would lack an imminent reason. And thirdly, the bombing of Hiroshima was during a war. The attack on the World Trade Center was during peace time and was therefore without reason other than the blind hatred of America. We were not attacking the terrorists while they flew a plane into our building while the Japanese people were killing our people by the thousands before we ended the war with the bomb on Hiroshima. And little Bobby was probably in the potty.

Answer 3

the answers are:

1-- how can someone win an election with more votes against him?? maybe you need to get your facts straight and review this country's constitution. you must be suffering withdrawals in realization that the democratic party is not the definite majority.

2-- Iraq was in dire need of help, and it was harboring terrorists(and still is) that if left alone, will attack the US, and might even kill you. yes you. also do you know what Saddam Hussein was doing in Iraq? i don't think i have to remind you.

3-- why would the atom bomb over Hiroshima be considered a terrorist attack?
please review your history. we were at war with Japan. we did not provoke them in the first place, they did.(pearl harbor) if we would not have done something to the effect of an atomic bomb, we would have been at war far longer than it ended up being. if anything, the attack on pearl harbor was a terrorist attack, not the bombing of Hiroshima. at Hiroshima, we were attempting to end the war.
look at it this way. would you like to sacrifice 15 of your family members just so 100 total strangers on another continent could continue living? or would you let those 100 people die and keep your 15 family members( or the 15 people you are closest with)

that is close to the choice the US was given at the end of WWII.

Answer 4

another joke

Justice!

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father`s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, do you know why his father didn`t punish him?
Student: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

Answer 5

That is pretty good:

My rating- 8/10

Answer 6

Certainly sounds like a trick from this administration, doesn't it!!!

Answer 7

Very Funny. 10 points. ha ha ha!

Answer 8

It's not toooo bad, but not toooo funny either

Answer 9

Very long but I get it.

Answer 10

you know the truth.