Is anybody willing to put a smile on this sad lady's face? I reallly don't care what type of joke.
2006-07-12 17:04:39 · 5 answers · asked by got2hav_faith20 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol. You guys are funny.
2006-07-12 17:23:35 · update #1
So this bar walks into this guy, right.......
In local news, the energizer bunny was arrested today for charges of battery....
Dude, I was in a fight today when a hockey game broke out....
So, you say you were robbing the bank and your car got stolen.......
Oh honey, you can't sue the man for stealing free cookies.....
Father Moore, did you know it is a felony to lie to the FBI......
Isn't the capital of the United States the U.S........
What a mess, this is cornflakes cereal, not a puzzle of a rooster.....
Close the door, this is the police....
Stay in drugs, don't do school, and always cross both ways before looking at the street....
2006-07-12 17:32:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules. The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds forall male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.He continued, Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?
At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, How much for a
season pass?
2006-07-13 00:08:32 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a knock at the door...a guy goes to the open the door. He sees nothing...He looks down and sees a snail at his doorstep. The snail says "Do you mind if I ask you a question?"
The man bends down and throws the snail out into his yard!....
Two years later....There is a knock at the door...The man opens the door ...nothing there..he looks down and sees a snail again on his doorstep saying " What the heck did you mean by that!!!"
2006-07-13 00:55:53 · answer #3 · answered by BO-SOX NATION 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Celine Dion walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?"
OR
Two guys walk into a bar, the third guy ducked.
2006-07-13 00:08:13 · answer #4 · answered by mightyskid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fpoon try saying it its always cheers me up.....its sort of like a spork...but much more fun to say.
2006-07-13 00:16:27 · answer #5 · answered by scttcap 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋