Getting Flowers
A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.....for no reason."
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers?"
The brunette says, "Oh sure.....but he always has expectations after getting me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"
2006-07-12 16:43:49 · 24 answers · asked by lashawn0676 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lets just hope the blond never gets ROSES w/ thorns and runs outta vases !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-12 16:47:29 · answer #1 · answered by bootylishus 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's simple, a blonde will always be a blonde, that's why she doesn't get the last part and asks: "don't you have a vase?"
The brunette's b/friend is buying her flowers, expecting her to have sex with him instead. Cos the normal thinking of men is that if u give ur girlfriend something, they expect you to be indebt to them; and sex is definately another way of showing appreciation for the flowers.
2006-07-12 17:01:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Its good.I'll tell u another.
About Little Mary
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually
she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell
me, Mary, who created the universe?"
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in
the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!" shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good!" and
Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and
Savior?" but
Mary didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good!" and
Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say
to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up
and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll
break it in half!"
The Teacher fainted.
2006-07-12 17:30:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-01 04:36:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I shouldn't laugh, but I am. That's really good. Any others? I can't even tell it to anyone though. My wife is blonde, and I'd surely be ratted out.
2006-07-12 16:48:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that was in Bett Midlers comedy act about 15 years ago.
2006-07-12 16:47:07 · answer #6 · answered by Axiomatic.Semantics 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny, especially coming from you.
2006-07-12 16:47:06 · answer #7 · answered by Texas Cowboy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but good one
2006-07-12 16:56:30 · answer #8 · answered by 7FAM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was effin awesome lol check ya later ♥
2006-07-12 16:50:21 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny....
2006-07-12 16:48:14 · answer #10 · answered by TryphiiR 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋