if you do please tell me.the best one will get ten points.
2006-07-12 16:10:47 · 31 answers · asked by brownigirl29745 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo Momma and Rice Crispies
Yo Momma is so ugly, even Rice Crispies won't talk to her.
Yo Momma's sonic boom
Yo Momma is so big that when she burps everyone thinks it's a sonic boom.
Yo Momma's cordless phone
Yo Momma is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo momma is so old when I told her to act her age, she died!
Yo Momma so fat
Yo Momma so fat dat she jumped for joy & got stuck
Yo Momma is so fat when she bent over people thought there was a total eclipse
2006-07-12 17:35:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so stupid, she studdied all night for a blood test.
Yo momma's so old, george washington's in her high school yearbook.
Yo momma's so fat, she has her own area code.
Yo momma's so fat, she has her own gravity.
Yo momma's such a pig, someone stabbed her and gravy come out.
Yo momma's so fat, NASA launched a satellite around her.
Yo momma's so ugly, yo daddy sleeps in the next state to keep from havin to look at her.
Yo momma's so big that when she went to Jurrasic Park, SHE ate THEM.
Yo momma's so ugly that when she looked in the mirror, she ran away screaming.
I could go on for days.
2006-07-13 00:22:40 · answer #2 · answered by bakerbride2005 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mamma is so skinny, she has to run around the shower to get wet.
2006-07-12 23:27:13 · answer #3 · answered by estuardo162002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo moms so ugly it took 3 doctors and micheal jackson to figure out if it was a boy or a girl at birth. lol
2006-07-12 23:14:12 · answer #4 · answered by tyty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have one thats funny but kind of nasty lol.
Yo mamma's so fat she has to use a double mattress as a maxi pad!
hahaha
Hope you liked it!
2006-07-12 23:14:41 · answer #5 · answered by coolkittenwinx 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so fat she walked in front of the tv and i missed 3 episodes
2006-07-12 23:37:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why? Are you going on the Yo Mama show? If you do, and you win, give me the $1000 cash moneyyyy.
2006-07-12 23:14:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma is so stupid she asked a question on Yahoo Answers.
2006-07-12 23:12:35 · answer #8 · answered by angrysandwichguy2006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma's so stupid, i asked her for a life- saver while i was in the pool, and she said, what flavor?
2006-07-13 00:00:46 · answer #9 · answered by Angel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so stupid and i was drowning i asked 4 a life saver she said cherry or grape yo mama so fat she had to get baptized in the ocean
2006-07-13 00:08:18 · answer #10 · answered by cutegrl1010 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋