2006-07-12 15:53:45 · 8 answers · asked by bob 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
First you put a condom on the receiver...
2006-07-12 15:56:29 · answer #1 · answered by oaksterdamhippiechick 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I am sorry you had to put up with all those other answers. This is what phone sex is. You go to an adult book store and you buy a blow up. You blow up the doll. You also need a tube of KY jelly. That is for lubricant, because the vinyl blow up might be a little dry. Take the KY squeeze a large amount inside the whole of the doll. Then you need to put on a condom because you would hate the blow up doll to get pregnant. Now once the condom is on take the KY jelly and lube up man hood with the KY jelly. Then pick up the phone and call you dad. Tell him you have the blow up the doll, that she is all lubed and that you have a condom on and you are laying next to the doll on the bed naked stroking your self. Then ask him what you should so next.........
2006-07-12 23:14:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol if you need to know how to have phone sex youve got more problems then you are even aware of
2006-07-12 22:56:20 · answer #3 · answered by worldsbesthighfiver 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
beat ur meat like a mad dog and moan while your girl puts her finger in her taco pretend your sticking your beef in her taco there u go bro
2006-07-12 22:57:18 · answer #4 · answered by thatguy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is like a comedy show in itself!!! So funny! Are you for real?
2006-07-12 23:06:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man, Bob is that you, what the hell kind of question is this?
2006-07-12 22:57:05 · answer #6 · answered by Matt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U GOT A CAT OR DOG ??????????????
PRACTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-12 23:02:24 · answer #7 · answered by bobby-bob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-12 22:56:31 · answer #8 · answered by Shy Annie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋