appearantry , even if you are as croudy as karua, the Rord Jeses can make you crear rike vodka.
2006-07-12 15:45:41 · 17 answers · asked by Kimpossibrr 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Is that English?
2006-07-12 15:48:27 · answer #1 · answered by eckox2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, dude....from my lil' ole' part of the world...lemme juess seh, "Drop-kick mih Jesus through the go post of lahf!"
Y'know Ah aso heff to seh, ahm sooprahsed that Carishtains haven't repoted abuses aginst all us agnostics and aethists for havin a sense a humah!
2006-07-12 22:50:40 · answer #2 · answered by Tommystune 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey you got to give him credit, at least he is trying. HE SAYS: YOU should turn you LIVES over to the LORD JESUS. YOU all can't figure that one out?
HE is right, there's gonna come a day, that You will be asking for GRACE> That's the last chapter in the book.
2006-07-12 23:07:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
John 3:16-18
16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
only Gen 22:2
17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
You, need to learn how to spell. It's Lord and not rord, but i believe you already knew that.
2006-07-12 22:49:35 · answer #4 · answered by Carol M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does this stuff make you look good? I've got your game and it's not very funny.This man could nuc us any time, for real. If you're the type to pray , Get after it....Then hit the vodka..
2006-07-12 23:00:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, the Kim Jong IL thing is getting annoying.
2006-07-12 22:49:00 · answer #6 · answered by resilience 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, but take the vodka and the kahlua, add milk and you have yourself a yummy drink. THAT is my salvation!
2006-07-13 18:38:14 · answer #7 · answered by Sizzlin Sicilian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ugh! What? Let me try it
You should turn your lives over to the Lord Jesus?
Ok, I'll try that
Thanks for the tip
2006-07-12 22:50:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aw, shove off, ya slimy son of a sea cook!
2006-07-12 23:02:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is by far the funniest question I have ever seen! I will think about this tomorrow and laugh my face off again...
2006-07-12 22:49:43 · answer #10 · answered by Tiger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But I like Kahlua, I like vodka too.
2006-07-13 11:40:01 · answer #11 · answered by Goodbye 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋