not long ones!!
2006-07-12 15:36:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What is the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
2006-07-12 15:40:50 · answer #1 · answered by Rick 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blonde at the Elmo Factory
Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she needed the money really bad. After long consideration, the manager hired her.
After a few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor showing the factory floor and saw that the conveyer belt was backed up. The manager went downstairs to find out what the problem was. When he arrived there the blonde was sewing two marbles into the crotch of every Elmo.
The manager said,
''I told you to give each Elmo two test tickles,
not two testicles!!''
2006-07-12 16:06:52 · answer #2 · answered by Crushed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
new missionary recruit went to Venezuela for the first time. He became battling the language and didn`t understand a large purchase of what became happening. intending to visit between the community church homes, he were given lost, yet eventually were given decrease back on the right song and positioned the position. Having arrived late, the church became already packed. the in ordinary words pew left became the single at the front row. so as now to not make a fool of himself, he wanting to %. someone out of the gang to mimic. He chosen to persist with the guy sitting next to him at the front pew. As they sang, the guy clapped his fingers, so the missionary recruit clapped too. even as the guy stood as a lot as pray, the missionary recruit stood up too. even as the guy sat down, he sat down. even as the guy held the cup and bread for the Lord`s Supper, he held the cup and bread. in the course of the preaching, the recruit didn`t understand a element. He purely sat there and tried to look a twin of that guy interior the front pew. Then he perceived that the preacher became giving bulletins. human beings clapped, so he regarded to be sure if the guy became clapping. He became, and so the recruit clapped too. Then the preacher suggested some words that he didn`t understand and he talked concerning the guy next to him get up. So he stood up too. unexpectedly a hush fell over the total congregation. some human beings gasped. He regarded round and talked about that no individual else became status. So he sat down. After the service ended, the preacher stood on the door shaking the fingers of those who were leaving. even as the missionary recruit stretched out his hand to greet the preacher, the preacher suggested, in English: "I take it you don`t talk Spanish." The missionary recruit replied: "No, I don`t. Is it that glaring?" "properly, sure," suggested the preacher, "I presented that the Acosta family individuals had a clean-born toddler boy and ought to the proud father please get up."
2016-11-06 07:19:12 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.....for no reason."
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers?"
The brunette says, "Oh sure.....but he always has expectations after getting me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"
2006-07-12 17:01:20 · answer #4 · answered by lashawn0676 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George W. Bush
2006-07-12 15:43:01 · answer #5 · answered by dudette 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tourist asks the Asian hooker for a 69 and she brings him chicken fried rice and mixed vegetables.
Everyone knows 69 is the moo shoo pork.
2006-07-12 16:00:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why is 6 afraid of 7?
cause 7 ate(8) nine?
7 8 9
2006-07-12 15:39:41 · answer #7 · answered by d boss 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My all time favorite headline from the Weekly World News:
GIRL GIVES BIRTH TO CHIMP IN TRAGIC SPERMBANK MIXUP!
2006-07-12 16:06:01 · answer #8 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
2006-07-12 16:03:43 · answer #9 · answered by Stacy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? So, do you guys all play for the same team?
2006-07-12 15:39:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋