Last month I got a vision just like St. Paul. Jesus came to my house.
I talked with him. Last week I was filled with HOLY SPIRIT.
Inspired by God I am writing some Letters or Epistles and some others.
Eight of them are already finished.
(1) Italians
(2) Germans
(3) Russians
(4)Americans
(5)Lesbians
(6) 1 Joe Hogan
(7) 2 Joe Hogan
(8) Tim Horton
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From Tim Horton Chapter 8 -
And the Canadians began to grumble against the LORD, saying, "If only we had stayed in Toronto! There we had all the breakfast pastries we could eat, but here in this vast tundra, we are doomed to starve to death."
And the LORD said, "Yea verily, let us rain down doughnut holes from heaven for these Canadians, that they might know that I am their God and they are my people."
And so the next morning the Canadians awoke to find the ground covered in powdered-sugar and glazed confections, and collected and ate their fill. And God saw that it was good.
[Acknowledgement:courtesy to St.Jim Bob]
2006-07-12 13:40:06 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
answer to beverly:
Where in Bible it mentions the 66 accepted
books? Don't be fooled.
2006-07-12 13:55:09 · update #1
The Bible was closed in the 4th century when it was voted on and some books were accepted and some were not.
Just like in 2000, when Bush was voted the US President. The matter was closed. Clearly everyone agreed and there was no disagreement. The vote had been taken.
But what about the books that Catholics accept but protestants don't?
Revelations almost wasn't even accepted yet the final verse it revelations makes Christians think that the heavens are now closed. God can no longer speak.
2006-07-12 13:53:41 · answer #1 · answered by theogodwyn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The seven books are the Apocrypha (Dueterocanonical) Books from the unique Latin Vulgate: Tobit, Judith, a million Maccabees, 2 Maccabees, information, Baruch, Sirach (Eccleiasticus). additionally they got rid of the Greek manuscripts from the Books of Esther and Daniel. Protestant talk with the Holy Bible because the Authority. yet they fail to renowned the Apostolical Authority behind the Holy Bible (Roman Catholic Church). this can aspect out that they are operating outside from what scripture teaches (Mt 16:18).
2016-11-06 07:10:23 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Bible was closed when Revelation was complete in 95.
2006-07-12 13:43:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are only 66 books in the Bible total of old and new.others are not inspired they are added by popes which are not allowed by God.it's sin to add,edit etc.to what were already written
2006-07-12 13:52:58 · answer #4 · answered by beverly 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No changes, the King James is finished.
2006-07-12 13:42:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your humor isn't funny.You can't add to the bible.
2006-07-12 13:44:36 · answer #6 · answered by robert p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u b funnie
2006-07-12 13:44:07 · answer #7 · answered by Bimpster 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋