2006-07-12 11:10:32 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
being able to knock out people who ask ridiculous questions in a single punch!
i would pay to see that!
2006-07-12 11:13:12 · answer #1 · answered by hmm... 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Now,I don't know how funny it would be, but
.. if YAHOO had the ability to separate, if not all, but at least some of the really stupid questions from those asked of ask,....
allowing questions that are posted from people seeking a serious answer and/or genuine advice, a better shot at being answered by more serious contributors ,.....
and if YAHOO were to take on the seriously pain in the *** job of babysitting some of the juvenile delinquents that must have stolen computers and for practice are plaguing the Internet by using them to ask, "ask", some truly ridiculous questions,....
If YAHOO could do that.
It would at least, be my superhero.
2006-07-25 19:40:30 · answer #2 · answered by thomnjo2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The super villain would be able to ask 5 stupid (but funny) questions in a single day and go nowhere with his points, while the superhero would be able to answer 100 intelligent questions and ask 10 intelligent questions a day and have more points than anyone else. They could battle with each other using Yahoo! Answers for all people using the service to see.
Note: you could also switch the super hero and super villain powers and look at it that way.
2006-07-12 11:22:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Power 1: The ability to censor answers and questions while they are still being typed.
Power 2: The ability to travel through modems and pop out in someones living room whenever they violate a policy and proceed in severely chastising them... kindly.
Power 3: The ability to answer any question as long as it does not begin with who, what, when, where or why.
Power 4: The ability to impersonate an entire team of fake Yahoo! Answers employees.
Power 5: The ability to teach illiterate people how to spell difficult words such as: are, am, you, we, them, us... oh forget it. ANY word that requires more than one letter.
2006-07-24 19:47:36 · answer #4 · answered by mirchi girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Power #1: The ability to censor answers and questions while they are still being typed.
Power #2: The ability to travel through modems and pop out in someones living room whenever they violate a policy and proceed in severely chastising them... kindly.
Power #3: The ability to answer any question as long as it does not begin with who, what, when, where or why.
Power #4: The ability to impersonate an entire team of fake Yahoo! Answers employees.
Power #5: The ability to teach illiterate people how to spell difficult words such as: are, am, you, we, them, us... oh forget it. ANY word that requires more than one letter.
2006-07-12 11:20:45 · answer #5 · answered by jdscorrupted 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Able to deduct points from troublemakers.
2. Can cleared up ALL unanswered/unresolved questions in a comical but best answer manner and thereby winning points for him/herself and finally overtaking Kevin!
3. Can award bonus points on top the 10 points to some really brilliant, cool answers.
4. Able to relate all questions asked or all answers answered to a joke or a comic situation.
5. Able to change his/her current name to that of a more politically correct one - "Yahoo! Answers-Person"!
2006-07-23 19:34:59 · answer #6 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The power to delete all 300 accounts of Edna.
2006-07-23 18:09:39 · answer #7 · answered by # one 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be able to anwser Qs whie fighting and jumping
with his spring loaded shoes into a building to rescue a damsel in distress and her cat that just had a litter of kittens that can spell
2006-07-25 21:55:04 · answer #8 · answered by Leveler 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He knows your answers before you do!
He can spell at the speed of light!
He knows all as he answers questions with his trusty side kick "magic eight ball"
He never has to take a bathroom break!
He fights abusers with truth justice and in the american way!
2006-07-26 05:52:22 · answer #9 · answered by JENNLUPE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Squirt Nacho Dip from nose
Weak bladder defense
Rancid foot odor Followed by Toe Jam
Really long tongue to lick his opponents
2006-07-23 15:17:55 · answer #10 · answered by Binky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the power to put a decent answer on yahoo answers
2006-07-25 23:26:01 · answer #11 · answered by MarinewithQuestion 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋