Okay, so I'm minding my own business sitting at my desk, eating some Doritoes, right? And then my eye itches, so without thinking about it I scratch. Um, OW! Dorito dust in the eye. So I go to the restroom to check it out in the mirror, and realize my lip is bleeding. WHAT?! It doesn't hurt... so I wash it off with damp paper towel and look at it. Hmmm blood looks sorta pink-purple. That's when I remember that I had been using a purple pen a while ago, and probably out of habit was biting on the end of it. So now I am bloodshot-Dorito eyed and have a purple lip.
I think it's time to go home.
2006-07-12 11:08:48 · 34 answers · asked by chelle 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh my upmost sympathies i once leant against what i thought was a sheet of glass in shop. unfortunatly there was no glass and i fell right in the middle of the window display the shame still haunts me
2006-07-12 11:13:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Hehehe poor you! I thought the purple-pink blood was going to be some sort of side-effect of getting doritoes in your eye. Go home, go to bed, and the next day will bring you luck!
2006-07-12 11:12:15 · answer #2 · answered by EvilFairies 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch out. If you keep going this way, you still have falling down stairs, toilet paper sticking out of pants, and hot looking man finding you trying to tweeze a hair from an embarassing place to look forwards to.
Days like this...let's just say I recommend going home and huddling under a blanket until midnight with a good book.
2006-07-12 11:13:31 · answer #3 · answered by Alex G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's time you find a job that doesn't require the use of such lethal equipment. Next thing you know, you'll get pulled into the copier and there'll be 54 more of you running around. Doubt if any of us could survive that!
2006-07-12 11:17:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yea gurl, time 2 go home and beat ur doritos up and pen...but wen u mentioned doritos, my tummy went grrr wrr "time 4 chips"....funny story, now ima go get sum chips.
u hav a very kool sense of humor
2006-07-12 11:18:33 · answer #5 · answered by jaz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL FUNNY!!!! but i say see a doctor about the whole purple lip and bloodshotdorito eye
2006-07-12 11:13:14 · answer #6 · answered by ♥FutureMrsNickJonas♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Sounds like a good scene for a sitcom. Glad I'm not the only one who does stuff like that.
2006-07-12 11:12:28 · answer #7 · answered by chicky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
probably you were having a bad day. But dont worry it happens to everyone sometime or the other. It did make me smile though.
2006-07-12 11:12:27 · answer #8 · answered by sudjenni 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...feel bad for u but thats awesome
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2006-07-12 11:45:03 · answer #9 · answered by 100%IrishXOX 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-12 11:12:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋