What is more ediable?

Question

I don't have any money, and I haven't eaten anything for about 2 days, I'm at work now so what is more editable.

My USB flash drive (Kingston 1gb DataTraveler model), a stapler, paper (printing paper), or a stapler with a magazine of staples in it.

And I’ve already had 8 cups of coffee within the past 3 hours, so no more coffee.

of course the typo editable should be edible

There is also a Cat that I have to keep kicking out of the office, but I cant find it right now.

Answer 1

Paper... defiantly. Its easier to digest

Answer 2

Sorry dude your in quite a difficult situation, here is what it boils down to, sorry for the pun.:
Your USB flash drive contains arsenic and silicone, you definelty wouldnt want to eat this. So thats out of the question
Your stapler/stapler with a magazine of staples contains plastic and metal. The metal will shred through your intestines, but the plastic will just flow through your body.
You could it the paper, but this would just act as fiber, and would actually leave you with less nutrient than before you ate the paper.
So this is what I suggest, go find a co-worker and eat him/her or better yet your boss. And go find that cat, and stick the USB drive up its ***, cause you wont need it while you are in jail for cannabalism. good luck and happy human-eating!!

Answer 3

Well the paper is most edible, but not very healthy. I would suggest finding the cat, or selling the flash drive to someone for money to buy food. Ramen noodles is about the cheapest you can get.

Answer 4

sit on the sidewalk and beg for money...youll get enough money to get some ramen noodles or a double cheeseburger at mcdonalds.

Answer 5

paper

Answer 6

i would go to a homeless shelter and get some free meals there.

Answer 7

go to the bank