You're stalked by alcoholic vampires.
You have never screwed a cap back onto a liquor bottle.
Your friends pretend to be bartenders, just so you'll pay attention to them.
Your personal mantra is, "Where there's a swill, there's a sway."
You suffer from barthritis- every night you get stiff in another joint.
You don't recognize the difference between "waking up" and "coming to."
You donate a pint of blood and the hospital has to card the patient they give it to.
Your liver enters itself in a Tough Man competition.
You wear Hawaiian shirts because it's tougher to see vomit stains on them.
Going out drinking with you is covered by your friends' insurance.
As a child your dad helped you learn math by first explaining a four-count.
Your personal math system is based on the number six, i.e.: "I'll take a twelver of Big Macs, with a sixer of those without cheese."
You use visualization techniques to master beer bongs.
In high school, you were voted most likely to drink in grade school.
2 for 1 is your lucky number.
A perfect date is a few bottles of wine and why ya need anything else?
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2006-07-12 10:24:51 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From Willys Jokes archieves!
2006-07-12 10:25:28 · update #1
I know a few people like that keep 'em coming
2006-07-13 02:09:15 · answer #1 · answered by doodle 5 · 7⤊ 7⤋
The barthritis is my fave
2006-07-12 17:46:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when you read this and think, whats wrong with those things?
2006-07-12 18:14:48 · answer #3 · answered by Peter B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you make those up?...because they are clever
2006-07-12 17:32:16 · answer #4 · answered by jtsbbplaya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-07-12 17:28:56 · answer #5 · answered by scholaryoshi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋