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A guy with a can of Pledge dusting spray stuck up his butt. He claims that he was walking, tripped, and then fell on his butt on the can of Pledge.

2006-07-12 10:46:36 · answer #1 · answered by Kim V 2 · 3 1

Actually I was in the emergency room, nothing major but they took my blood pressure and the medic took it twice and ran off all white faced to find the doctor to tell him about my blood pressure. He came back, and asked me how I felt, was I dizzy, light, headed etc. Seems he thought I was dying because he had never seen a blood pressure so low. 70/40. The doctor seemed a little concern but when I explain my normal BP was low and when I am not feeling well it generally drops. Well he said it was low, but for me probably not that extreme. But I felt so sorry for the medic, he was so frantic, must have been fairly new at this.

2006-07-12 11:40:29 · answer #2 · answered by celtic-tides04@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0 0

The funniest thin I have seen in the emergency room would be everything that I saw when I was under the laughing gas, including the bone that was sepparated from my wrist and the fact that he soved it back in, but I was under some kind of gas which made it funny afterwords...even the walls were funny/...lol

2006-07-12 10:25:54 · answer #3 · answered by City_Of_Angels 1 · 0 0

I used to work in the emergency room, and I still remember walking into a guys room and he had been shot in the middle of the forehead and he is just sitting there on the table talking to me about how he wishes he was back at home playing his guitar. I just could not believe I was talking to someone with a bullet in the middle of their forehead.

2006-07-12 15:07:29 · answer #4 · answered by mom2abigsis 2 · 0 0

I went fishing with my father one day. Just a lazy day out on the lake. We got back to our dock and put the boat on the lift, I went to step off the boat and a wave hit it and jostled me and I fell and sliced my knee clean open on a steel pole that held up the dock. i was rushed to the emergency room beause i had lost so much blood. On the way there there was a car overturned and my dad and i decided it was a drunk driver. When we get to the hospital, they take me in the room and are cleaning me up and stiching up my knee, this took about an hour, and the whole time this drunk was in the window screaming "YOURE GONNA BE ALRIGHT LITTLE BUDDY! YOURE DOIN FINE!!!" It was great. Turns out, he had flipped his car earlier. Ha!

2006-07-12 10:29:30 · answer #5 · answered by Jordin 3 · 0 0

as a medic i have seen quite abit of the strange and humorous but i would have to say the funniest was when a nurse that was trying to cath a patient had the prosthetic penis come off in her hand she didn't know what to do guess she thought it had been severed

2006-07-12 10:35:50 · answer #6 · answered by hipbohemian 2 · 0 0

Seen or heard of? A guy had to have a cucumber removed by a doctor. He then asked for it back.

Please note, this was way before the patient privacy laws became so strict.

2006-07-12 10:41:12 · answer #7 · answered by NoPoaching 7 · 0 0

some guy having anziety problems was talking about losing all his money at Las Vegas and then going again.

2006-07-12 10:27:05 · answer #8 · answered by catiegraham 2 · 0 0

my friend and i the night of the st.patrick's day parade.

2006-07-12 10:23:52 · answer #9 · answered by g-dogg 3 · 0 0

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