Can you make me laugh so much that I shed tears?

Answer 1

Where Is God?

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.

They boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?".

They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed.

So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?"

Again the boy made no attempt to answer.

So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"


The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it!"

Answer 2

On a hot summer day, two nuns—both young and beautiful—are working in the church library putting away books. After working feverishly to get the job done, the first nun turns to the second and says, “I can’t take this heat anymore! Do you think it would be OK if we removed our shirts to cool off while we worked?” The second nun, feeling the heat herself, decides that it would be OK. She locks the door and closes the curtains. The two nuns take off their shirts and keep working. Suddenly, there is a knock on the door. “Who is it?” asks the first nun. “It’s the blind man,” says the voice behind the door. “Well, a blind man can’t see our nakedness. We can let him in,” the other nun says. They open the door. “Wow,” says the blind man, “nice ****! I gotta run back to the truck. Where do you want me to set these blinds?”


2 cannibals are eating a clown. 1 says to the other,"does this taste funny to you"?

Answer 3

i'll try

Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Nelson Mandela are on a plane with 20 kids. The plane is about to crash, but there are only 20 parachutes. Nelson Mandela says "Let the kids have the parachutes." Bill Clinton says "screw the kids." Michael Jackson says "Yes yes, but do we have enough time?"

Answer 4

I can help I think.See any movie of pauly shore he is so bad of acting you got to laugh .The movie I think you laugh was money pit it is very funny .Now the worst movie I have ever seen was attack of the killer tomatoes the movie so bad you laugh so hard.

Answer 5

Probably not..but I would love to laff til I shed tears...

Answer 6

the story on losing my virginity

when me and my gf where alone we were watching road house the movie and there comes to a scene where they have sex against a wall and my gf said she wanted to try it like that so we get her up there and three or four pumps later I have an orgasm and drop her on her ***.

Needless to say I have not tried it like that again

Answer 7

Sure can but I'm looking for 10 points for it,

Answer 8

Only under the right circumstances.

Answer 9

Maybe...

ok..
yo momma so old.. that when i looked in her yearbook, i saw MOSES.. GET IT?! OHH YA.. I OWN U!

Answer 10

Try looking at the mirror... ^_^...