2006-07-12 09:30:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have a jpeg with a pic of Chuckles doing a kick and it reads: EVERY TIME YOU MASTURBATE, CHUCK NORRIS PUNCHES A MEXICAN BABY IN THE FACE!
I dunno what that really means, but, I laff everytime I look at it!
2006-07-12 09:37:50 · answer #1 · answered by elbakrameR 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Crop circles are Chuck Norris way of telling grass some time it needs to lay the FK down.
2006-07-12 09:34:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is theorized that Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.....unfortuinately since Chuck never cries, we'll never find out for sure.
2006-07-12 09:35:00 · answer #3 · answered by rahkokwee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they found a way to bottle chuck norris' piss; it's called redbull
c.n. can get a girl pregnant simply by pointing at her and saying, "boo-ya"
2006-07-12 09:35:10 · answer #4 · answered by dutch950 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris doesnt sleep he waits
2006-07-12 09:47:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't have any jokes....but i can't stand his hairy chest. i like that Bruce Lee pulled some of the hair off in that fight scene in Enter the Dragon....at least I think that's the name.....
2006-07-12 09:36:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that guy's not funny looking enough for him to get a joke..
2006-07-12 09:35:57 · answer #7 · answered by cuckoo meister 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i tell you but I fear the round house kick that would most certainly come my way.
2006-07-12 10:33:02 · answer #8 · answered by chank1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I FARTED, O0H NO YOU GOT MY LITTLE PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
2006-07-12 09:34:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you drunk?
2006-07-12 09:33:00 · answer #10 · answered by izy966 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋