Each one thought they were the most important part of the body. Which one won and why? I will give the answer and explanation once I have heard your answers.
2006-07-12 09:18:05 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It ended ok, don't worry...
the butt gave a fart, it was good for the heart,
and put the stomach at ease....
it warmed the bed , it was a frosty night,
and helped to kill the fleas...
2006-07-12 09:41:17 · answer #1 · answered by Featherman 5 · 9⤊ 1⤋
Who's in charge here?
All the parts of the body where having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge" said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, and without me, nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge" said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over, so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge" said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge" said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for all the body waste."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The moral of the story?
The a_s_s_hole is usually the one in charge.
2006-07-12 21:29:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Moral of the story - Just be butt*hole to rule the world
2006-07-13 01:05:10 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heart bacause without a heart the blood doeesnt flow and the stomach and butt*hole cant live
2006-07-12 16:42:21 · answer #4 · answered by cuckoo meister 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THE POOP REFUSED TO COME OUT SO HE MESSED UP EVERY OTHER BODY PART AND AT THE END IT RESULTED THAT THE BUTTHOLE WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE BODY.
2006-07-12 17:12:29 · answer #5 · answered by danyella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heart said 'I supply blood for all of us - so i'm most important.'
Stomach said 'I feed all of us - so I'm most important.'
Butt*hole said 'You're both full of crap - and he shut up.'
2006-07-12 16:26:52 · answer #6 · answered by salt shaker 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before and i cant remember the answer. Sry.
2006-07-12 16:57:42 · answer #7 · answered by brutfull 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
butthole won
2006-07-12 21:53:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your weird!
2006-07-12 16:21:00 · answer #9 · answered by Chloee L 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! I dunno, but I LLOOOVVEE the answers you are getting!!!
2006-07-12 16:46:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋