my boyfriends brother is short and i love picking on him with short jokes, or short comments
like...you need to borrow some money,cause you are SHORT on cash...
2006-07-12 09:05:19 · 10 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry dont mean to offend short people, i am tall and blonde, i get enough blonde jokes, just need short ones! LOL
2006-07-12 09:24:27 · update #1
let me get that for ya.
wait I think you been drinking milk
bet you can get your pants on like really fast
you a little short on cash
do you have short term memory
ummm you know what I am craving some short cake (non for you right)
look a yard sell maybe they got some baby clothes
no no no I said I wanted shrimp for dinner.
2006-07-12 10:02:18 · answer #1 · answered by Savage 7 · 6⤊ 2⤋
Short People Jokes
2016-11-02 23:57:01 · answer #2 · answered by hogge 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Short Jokes
2016-12-16 19:52:09 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two men walk into a bar. Ouch! And: What's a penguins favourite type of footwear? Flipper Floppers.
2016-03-16 22:10:22 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you ever thought about playing baseball because you'd be perfect for playing SHORTstop
do u want to be taller? then stand around babies and you'll look AT LEAST a couple INCHES taller
wow those shoes make u look soo tall!! you look a little taller than Gary Coleman now!
i wonder how old you were when you when you got you growth spurt? i guess it never happened
2006-07-12 09:34:17 · answer #5 · answered by ♥*~me~*♥ 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
poor _____ always gets the short end of the stick.
you're going to the amusement park? can you get on the adult rides yet?
short sheet his bed and laugh when he doesn't notice.
could you help me out at work tomorrow? we are short handed.
looks like you pulled the shortest straw huh ______?
can we have shortcake for dessert? it's ______'s favorite.
2006-07-12 09:24:08 · answer #6 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
why do you feel you need to offend short people??!! you cowaed pig
2015-01-31 15:57:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
whos there
short
short who
short azz punk
knock knock
y u knockin cant u reach the damn door bell
your short
im blonde
i can dye my hair
but every on knows when you wear stilts
lemme see your drivers licence / state id / schoo id
oh my god i see your feet
how tall r u?
______
really i would have assumed less
you'll never get azz raped
people dont like hurting there knees
2006-07-12 10:26:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
...does the world smell different to short people?
2006-07-12 09:18:34 · answer #9 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 7⤊ 1⤋
Hey, I take offense to that short question of yours!! Just kidding!! But I am short, I am 5'2". Hope you get some good ones.
2006-07-12 09:08:44 · answer #10 · answered by Caleb's Mom 6 · 12⤊ 14⤋