A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in north Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and takes a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking isn't that obvious?)
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment."
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
2006-07-12 08:31:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Civic Participation
That was good keep writing jokes like that
2006-07-12 08:35:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
That was great! I love to read, and what do ya know...I CAN think! Keep 'em coming, laughing is wonderful!
2006-07-13 15:39:07 · answer #2 · answered by Steffy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love this joke...heard it many times before, but it's still great!!
2006-07-12 15:35:01 · answer #3 · answered by smarteepants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before and love it. 'Tis true, though, don't you think?
2006-07-12 15:35:26 · answer #4 · answered by jozlyn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved it....made me laugh...also...VERY TRUE....women who LOVE to read can think too..
2006-07-12 15:35:24 · answer #5 · answered by barb 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, this is one of my favorite jokes. :)
2006-07-12 15:49:00 · answer #6 · answered by Let Love In 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋