A shark walks in to a bar and the bartender says "I'm sorry but we don't serve your kind here." The shark says....
2006-07-12 08:16:46 · 21 answers · asked by Annette G 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"that's okay, I don't want shark, I want a bourbon and coke!"
2006-07-12 08:21:10 · answer #1 · answered by mom2all 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
A shark walks in to a bar and the bartender says "I'm sorry but we don't serve your kind here." The shark says....
The shark says "If you don't give me a beer right now, I'm going to eat the next person that comes thru the door!"
The bartender says "No. You cannot have a beer. We don't serve sharks in here."
Just then, a woman comes thru the door, and the shark leaps off his barstool, and devours her whole, chewing on the last bit of her to go down his throat. The shark returns to the bar, blood dripping from his mouth.
"Now give me that beer!" demanded the shark.
"Sorry" said the bartender. "We don't serve drug users here."
The shark looked confused "How can you call me a drug user?"
The bartender replied, "That was the bar bich you ate!"
2006-07-12 15:31:25 · answer #2 · answered by Besmirched Tea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the shark doesnt say anything. he just bring all his buddies in and beats the crap out of the bartender for being a discriminationist. besides what the hell is a shark doing a a bar anyway?
2006-07-12 15:21:24 · answer #3 · answered by torturedchild12031 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" When i left the previous bar, my friends were still there.... swordfish was cutting up the bar, surgeonfish was operating on the bartender , angelfish was peacefully reading the bartender his rights and devilfish was stoking the fire in the fireplace....triggerfish was nervously standing by as torpedofish was slowly losing his temper ...because we all were told to leave after six beers each..Hear that bang ? They are on their way here now....
nurse shark standing by me now to put ear drops in my ear, did i hear you clearly sir ? "
2006-07-12 16:19:48 · answer #4 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The shark can't say anything, it is a sea animal and can only live in the water, and it doesn't have any legs, just fins.
2006-07-12 22:20:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he doesnt say anything he swallows the bartender and heads for a drink!
2006-07-12 15:26:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you know what I drink???
OR
How about a nice Hawiian Punch?
Or,
WHAT? You can't make a Bloody Mary?
2006-07-12 15:21:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
but I just ate a lawyer and I need to get this taste out of my mouth.
2006-07-12 16:04:49 · answer #8 · answered by salt shaker 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay then I'll get it to go, All I want is a quick bite.
2006-07-12 15:29:03 · answer #9 · answered by Carlton73 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where can a lawyer get a drink around here?
2006-07-12 15:40:01 · answer #10 · answered by }pixie{ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋