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If he existed, sure. Which begs the question, would it be legal to eat cheese people? Would cheese people mold? Do cheese people start off as a bit of milk? What came first, the cheese people or the cow?

2006-07-12 08:16:09 · answer #1 · answered by The Resurrectionist 6 · 1 1

Well, I've sure met some pretty cheesy people, so quite likely.

How about the ones who write those cheesy hallmark cards, or make the afterschool hallmark special movies? I get constipated from that much cheese.

Is that why we become lactose intolerant? Is it really a form of dairy prejudice? OMG! Now I am going to have to re-examine ALL of current spiritual beliefs... ;(

2006-07-12 15:18:15 · answer #2 · answered by LindaLou 7 · 0 0

No, he used all the cheese making the moon, I think. Anyway, I read that in a book one time, Doesn't that make it true? I think he could make people out of apples, wait----- dried apple dolls are mans creation. You will have to ask a burning bush to get an answer.

2006-07-12 15:17:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Almighty God can do anything but sin and fail within HIS WILL.

2006-07-12 15:17:49 · answer #4 · answered by CuriousGirl 4 · 0 0

Mmm, I want a man made out of Meunster cheese!

2006-07-12 15:15:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

According to legend God created the world. If God can create a planet, than God certainly can do THAT!!

2006-07-12 15:16:29 · answer #6 · answered by J.D.S. 4 · 0 0

He made Adam out of dust, and Eve out of a rib, why not make someone out of cheese? Just hope it wouldn't be Limburger

2006-07-12 15:16:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Already done. Go to a Green Bay Packers home game.

2006-07-12 16:16:05 · answer #8 · answered by rightonrighton 3 · 0 0

Adult Humans already possess more than enough cultures in our intestines and on our skin. All Mr. God has to do is get it to curdle us into big tasty slabs of cheeze!

2006-07-12 15:15:29 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

HAHA! On another question I just stated "Christians will say 'God can do anything!' and say that to every question."

Now look at your first answer.

Ooh! Maybe I am a prophet of Satan!

2006-07-12 15:21:03 · answer #10 · answered by Kate 3 · 0 0

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