I dont wanna go down screaming like a little B*tch..i wan t to go down like a man...whats a good way
2006-07-12 08:11:39 · 28 answers · asked by Real-Italian-Stallion 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Take a full swing at a golf ball in a tiled bathroom.
2006-07-12 08:15:00 · answer #1 · answered by Sir J 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you want to go to hell? It's really nothing to joke about. Have you ever been really really depressed? Well, multiply that by a thousand and make it neverending. That's how miserable hell will be like. The Bible often says that there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. So I don't know what you expect it to be like. But it's not going to be an eternal party and it's not going to have little guys in red suits jumping up and down.
2006-07-12 15:19:08 · answer #2 · answered by courtney m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hell isn't a place that anyone would or should go.
u truly need jesus.
do u really know what hell consists of? if not, read the bible.
there's gnashing of teeth, pain forever, burning in a firey pit, demons forever tormenting u,
pain that is so severe, you can't make it go away or make it better. there's yelling, screaming, demons attacking u forever.
is this where u want to go?
i would never wish this upon the last person on earth.
u need to repent, ask god to help your thinking & to save u.
u think hell's a joke, but its honestly not.
it's a real place, that satan wants to take u & your soul.
trust me, u play w/fire, u will get burned.
this isn't a joke, nor a game to play.
i pray god helps u. you're blinded right now by your foolishness.
don't let the devil lie to you. there is a hell. & a real heaven.
2006-07-12 15:18:15 · answer #3 · answered by lu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow,..........................................So you WANT to go to hell huh?,............................................................You BELIEVE there is a hell? *Good.*
* Then don't act suprised when your flesh starts to burn away and you are in endless pain. I have confidence that you will get what you are seeking. The Lord ALWAYS give you your hearts desire.
You can't believe in one without the other though. You can't believe in evil with out believing in good.
Heaven is real too Mister. Yeah, this is supposed to be a joke on a website just for a laugh, but even witches know that what you speak with your mouth will come to pass.
Yes, you will go down screaming, man or no man. If this is what you want, you've already set the plan in motion.
May the Lord guide your thinking and show you that what you are playing with really is a lake of fire. I really would hate to see you experience what you are asking for.
2006-07-13 00:19:13 · answer #4 · answered by lamp062400 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shoot yourself in the mouth atop the fence of the Empire State building and hurl to the ground below. If you do not know Christ as your Savior, you will be in hell faster then you want.
2006-07-12 15:16:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best way is to not get there at all. either live forever in God, or get ready to scream like a little ***** for all eternity, bro.
-eagle
2006-07-12 15:17:47 · answer #6 · answered by eaglemyrick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arrogance. This sure will end you in hell. Don't lurk, don't cry before you see hell in front of you on judgement day. Be a man of your words.
2006-07-12 15:18:49 · answer #7 · answered by A K 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think the best way to goto hell in style would be this:
Take a bible and piss on it while slitting your wrists and yelling out "god is a fag".
2006-07-12 15:28:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with lu! Your a fool for saying that. But I laughed my *** off because I have a twisted sense of humor!
2006-07-12 15:21:21 · answer #9 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wear some gasoline drawls. You're sure to catch flaming attention with those on.
2006-07-12 15:16:11 · answer #10 · answered by muzaklady25 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋