A fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it.
"The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
The fighter pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties....
"The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I AM wearing panties!
"The fighter pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."
2006-07-12 08:02:45 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Civic Participation
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
2006-07-12 08:06:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
i like the joke very much, except that you should probably make the protagonist just "a man" or "this guy" rather than a fighter pilot... why did you choose fighter pilot?
2006-07-12 17:40:04 · answer #2 · answered by Paul S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-07-12 15:05:56 · answer #3 · answered by Colin W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Preety funny, altough in most cases the short -ones are funnier.
2006-07-12 15:08:06 · answer #4 · answered by neoblady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea. cute
2006-07-12 15:07:27 · answer #5 · answered by Ms. Batista 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one! I needed that.
2006-07-12 15:06:33 · answer #6 · answered by Collin R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-07-12 15:05:33 · answer #7 · answered by partylitebyterra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good.That made me laugh.
2006-07-12 15:12:36 · answer #8 · answered by Bubsy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best one i heard today
2006-07-12 15:07:34 · answer #9 · answered by yo22g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-07-12 15:06:23 · answer #10 · answered by ♣ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope
2006-07-12 15:06:12 · answer #11 · answered by believerchick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋