We are all monkeys
2006-07-12 07:43:28 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The truth is that as irrefutable evidence of evolution I present myself...naked.
2006-07-12 07:53:17 · answer #1 · answered by wrathpuppet 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That can't be fully true, my wife still thinks I'm a pig. Now I got to tell her I'm a monkey. Man what next????
She already doesn't believe I could have ever evolved form anything lesser, she already thinks that I am the lower form of life out there.
I thought you were going to offer some hope but instead just cruel nightmares.
Is there any true hope out there, I thought that is what religion is for.
I just love your questions.
2006-07-12 07:53:23 · answer #2 · answered by Dead Man Walking 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We are neither apes nor monkeys... but I'll agree that we are primates and hominids and all that.
I mean no offense... but wouldn't it be funny if God's "image" turned out to be that of an ape-like creature? Then He can ask all these people what's so wrong with being like monkeys and apes. They have feelings, too, you know.
2006-07-12 07:49:59 · answer #3 · answered by Snark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not monkeys, but apes. We share common ancestry with the other currently existing apes. As has been pointed out, humans are pretty much apes (we are "[hominidae] homo sapien sapien," after all; primates, animals and all that jazz).
2006-07-12 07:50:34 · answer #4 · answered by Elizabeth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, dear, we possess fewer genes in common with monkeys than donkeys share with horses. At least THEY can interbreed, even if the offspring (mules) are infertile. We CANNOT interbreed with any other primate.
2006-07-12 08:02:26 · answer #5 · answered by Granny Annie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jim, I think you have evolved the ability to live without sleeping, subsisting only off of the radiation from your monitor & the ire you induce... because you're on Yahoo! Answers asking questions every single time I log in without fail :)
2006-07-12 07:47:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, think about it; we are 98% identical on the genetic level to chimps, we and monkeys are the only creatures with opposable thumbs, & scientifically, we are of the same genus as monkeys.................
2006-07-12 08:36:50 · answer #7 · answered by pilotmanitalia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
more or less. we have definately more options available as humans, than monkeys or apes do. But, yah we're the smart mostly hairless apes.
2006-07-13 01:29:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We're all primates, but you're a frikkin monkey, no doubt about it.
2006-07-12 10:40:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always liked the term Hairless Apes, i don't know why i just thought it was cool. I guess it makes me think we are all nekkid
2006-07-12 07:47:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋