(This is dedicated to "walkerman5000" who thinks my jokes are getting worse.)
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a frying pan.
"What was that for?" he asked.
"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replied.
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained.
"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation."
Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.
When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?"
She replied, "Your horse just called.”
2006-07-12 07:38:15 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Civic Participation
That was so funny!!! I loved it LOL LOL LOL LMAO
2006-07-12 08:42:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Cute. Funny. I laughed.
Maybe Mary Lou is Mr. Ed's daughter!
2006-07-12 14:41:39 · answer #2 · answered by MNL_1221 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Neigh! Winnie!
2006-07-12 14:40:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't you have anything new? My Father was telling that one in the 1940's!
2006-07-12 15:16:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha-ha
2006-07-12 15:08:30 · answer #5 · answered by Samantha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2006-07-12 14:42:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i guess its a little funny
2006-07-12 14:42:21 · answer #7 · answered by akuni16 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I enjoyed that one too.
2006-07-12 15:23:33 · answer #8 · answered by Bubsy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL! Great joke!
2006-07-12 14:42:41 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is ok, but i`ve herd it b4
2006-07-12 14:47:25 · answer #10 · answered by Shorty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋