WHY IS IT ONLY LIKE, 10 PEOPLE ON HERE ASK THE REALLY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
2006-07-12 07:28:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hey! I ask important questions all the time, like:
"I know god says it is a sin to spill my seed on the ground, but does a hooker's face count?"
2006-07-12 07:49:00 · answer #1 · answered by Biggest Douche in the Universe 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yup!
I think it is established in all cultures and societies throughout time, that we need to feel that the buck doesn't stop here. Reincarnation seems to be the most genteel take on it, and then Christians had to put in that nasty little clause about Hell (always having to one-up everyone)
Other then that- my situation is reversed, I ask questions and get the same 10 people answering them, I swear if I am prayed for one more time I am going to open a hot-line!
2006-07-12 16:49:53 · answer #2 · answered by go_to_girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kenny is the one true savior for He saved all mankind and Heaven from defeat of the Devils minions with His holy PSP.
He is reincarnation by the Hand of God and will continue to die for our sins as long as the rating are good (or until Matt and Trey run out of ways to knock Him off).
2006-07-12 14:33:30 · answer #3 · answered by Kenny ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kenny was never encumbered by material possessions. Through his many reincarnations he would quickly achieve nirvana but he remains on an earthly plane to help Cartman. Kenny was trapped in the gates of hell yet Satan released him unto heaven.Jesus didn't even do that!
2006-07-13 03:20:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah yes. And why is it important to ask them here? Because you get such riveting answers?
Oh my GOD!! They killed common sense!!
2006-07-12 14:31:56 · answer #5 · answered by Puppy Zwolle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
neither. and i don't know the answer to the second part. it seems that most of the old regulars have gone.
2006-07-12 14:41:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
define important questions? i don't really have any questions but i'll let ya know when i do?
2006-07-12 14:32:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
be better if some folks just focused on spelling and grammar
2006-07-12 14:31:35 · answer #8 · answered by starcow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where is your buddy with the monkey face?
the: WRONG AGAIN DARWIN guy?
2006-07-12 14:33:31 · answer #9 · answered by JUDAS PRIEST 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not quite sure how to respond...
2006-07-12 14:31:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋