2006-07-12 06:04:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
**Holds her breath before answering. Looks up and asks for forgiveness before posting her answer. Dives in head first.**
Going to church does not assure us that we will be de'twittified in any way , shape or form. Once a twit, pretty much always a twit. In fact, I've met many a twit, putz and dork at church. Accepting God into your life and worshipping Him does not mean he is going to take your dorkiness and miraculously make it go away. In fact, some people actually get putzier the more they go to church and mis'hear the actual scripture and interpret it as they see fit. Can they be converted? *shrugs* Seems like they might be content being who they are..........just don't make me be around them. Pack it in? Well.......Thank God, he likes twits, putzes and dorks otherwise we'd all be burning in hell.
Have a nice day.
2006-07-12 08:43:24 · answer #1 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Twitness manifests itself in different ways. When one is not a Christian, twitness manifests itself in ways such as annoying Christians with silly questions. But when a twit converts to Christianity, his twitness remains and just becomes manifested in a different way. Now the twit will annoy Atheists by asking silly questions.
So, Church does not get rid of twitness, it only transforms it. To convert them to another religion or to no religion will just change the ways in which they are twitty. Maybe we should just change their name to Conway.
2006-07-13 11:33:15 · answer #2 · answered by Heron By The Sea 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
going to church doesn't make you a christian anymore than going to a gas station making you an SUV. Let them alone. Sometimes it takes us a while to focus on what we are hearing. Better they be in the room when the Spirit moves than down at the local bar getting into fights with the town bully. What's the worst thing that could happen at church?
2006-07-12 13:35:53 · answer #3 · answered by oph_chad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
havent u got 2 be a twit to go in the first place???
2006-07-12 13:08:06 · answer #4 · answered by vicky l 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Twits are very valuable! The conversion rate is out of this world.... ;o)
2006-07-14 23:35:27 · answer #5 · answered by Contemplative Chanteuse IDK TIRH 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's between them and God... It's NOT between them and people. LOL
2006-07-12 13:07:54 · answer #6 · answered by Elf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋