Will you also make a movie about me and buy so many other things?
2006-07-12 06:03:49 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, but don't let that set you back...
2006-07-12 06:05:05 · answer #1 · answered by XYZ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is practiced as a ritual in some part in Malaysia every year - one man did it for a record 50 times if I am correct (i.e. 50 years) - The funny thing is that after 50 Crucifixions, he is still living :0.... But unfortunately no one worships him nor make films - he is still a poor fisherman if I am correct - Any body from Malaysia / Indonesia - please correct me if I am wrong.. I saw it on reply's believe it or not and National Geographic
2006-07-12 06:08:32 · answer #2 · answered by R G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was your coming foretold by the Prophets? Did you live a sinless perfect life? Were you born of a virgin? Did you perform miracles to show your love for your children? Did you rise from the dead? Did you reveal the future of this world to your disciples? Through you were all things created?
If all the answers are yes....then yes
2006-07-12 06:09:25 · answer #3 · answered by bacha2_33461 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No...
Jesus did miricles and still can today. The Bible is a giant history book - with things that really happend, it also had things that were to happen in the future that have come to pass - AND, things that will happen.
Also, Christ did not nail himself to the cross- but the sinners did - sinners like you and I... and he did it for people like you and I...
I pray that Christ will lay it on your heart - that you can feel how really he really is.... it may not be today, but sometime before you die - I pray that you accept Christ as your Savior.
2006-07-12 06:07:56 · answer #4 · answered by Patti 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no. I think I'd call the police. You need to be admitted to a psychiatric facility at once.
by the way, how do you nail your second hand to the cross?
you might need some help with that....
2006-07-12 06:06:59 · answer #5 · answered by Zippy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
While they may be an arguement about all of us being the son or daughter of God, Jesus came back to live in 3 days. If you could do that, I would have to question my religion. Until then, you are just talking nonesense.
2006-07-12 06:06:04 · answer #6 · answered by gplay2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The dying part is easy. The coming back to life after you've died is the tricky part. If you can accomplish that, then you'll have some worshipers.
2006-07-12 06:07:21 · answer #7 · answered by Shawn S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I will not worship you because you would be what is termed as a false messiah. Many came before Christ and many have come and will come claiming false doctrine. I will remember you in my prayers, even though I don't know who you are God does.
God loves you and will welcome back if you open your heart to Him.
2006-07-12 06:09:03 · answer #8 · answered by miki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, because you are NOT perfect enough to stand in for the sins of all men for all time. No one but Jesus could ever qualify.
2006-07-12 06:06:03 · answer #9 · answered by bigvol662004 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, sorry, not unless you resurrect yourself within 3 days. THEN I'll probably start screaming, "George Romero was right!" and shoot you in the head.
2006-07-12 06:07:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure, if you share the profits with me. It's big business, just like the churches making money from those who believed in jesus.
2006-07-12 06:19:32 · answer #11 · answered by mortal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋