i did the other night
at the worst part was...I WAS AT A RESTAURANT...
i thought i had to fart so i carefully let it come out silently, but something wasnt sitting right...
i released the fart and BAM!!....hits me like a ton of bricks...
i could feel all the wetness and immediately excused myself to the restroom, where i removed my underwear and threw them in the trash.... luckily it hadnt seaped through to my pants!
i kinda lost my appetite the rest of the night and just drank water
2006-07-12 05:46:58 · 18 answers · asked by C. D 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
ha ha ha thats a SHART. thought you farted but you **** your pants
2006-07-12 05:50:15 · answer #1 · answered by Ty 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Happened to my husband once and we laughed about it in the car on the ride home. The kids and I sang with him singing the loudest, "Daddy's got a squishy tushy!" and every time we made a turn in the road, he'd say, "ohhh, Daddy's gonna slide now!" You've contained your situation immediately by going to the bathroom. It happens to the best of us.Makes a great story to be told with a sense of humor. It sucks when the human body do that to us. Makes you understand how the elder George Bush felt when he threw up in the lap of the Japanese prime minister at an elegant fete while he was president.
2006-07-12 06:06:21 · answer #2 · answered by sacredmud 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha... sure I actual have rattling it! i became a 12 365 days previous at an leisure park and apparently were given somewhat too excited or some thing...I performed it off to my acquaintances like i'd all started my era for the first time and that became the reason that i became throwing away my underclothes... talk about severe embarrassment!! each and every person that i have talked to about this has a minimum of once... LOL...My brother by twist of destiny dropped a turd on his lower than-ware even as he had to face up for some thing even as pooping! it isn't any longer some thing that occurs each and each and every of the time.. yet even as it does it is humorous as hell... (see you later because it isn't any longer me that it occurs to!)
2016-12-01 03:35:01 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It has never happened to me personally, but I've seen it happen quite often. (people will tell me anything) My mom's ex was working one day when it happened to him. He was lucky he wasn't too far away from our house and that I was home that day. I knew where a pair of pants were that my mom was going to give him for his birthday and I found socks too. He had to run around the rest of the day without underware but I think he was happy with what he had. I see it happen every 5 min where I work(nursing home). I don't see it as anything to be embarrased about, you just have to deal with it when it happens. I'm sure it will happen to me one day.
2006-07-12 05:57:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A shart is revenge for trying to ruin someone's meal with the smell of your gas. Once stricken never risk it again.
2006-07-12 06:19:31 · answer #5 · answered by djk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think this is a medical question. You might have crones disease. Or IBS. See a doctor or become extremly unpopular in crowds.
2006-07-12 05:50:57 · answer #6 · answered by KEOE 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, didn't know I had a stomach virus until I threw up and well, you can guess the rest.
It was horrid !!!!
2006-07-12 12:14:21 · answer #7 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o.m.g! why would anyone want to talk about something so embarassing even if no one sees u? why don't u grow up and move past the potty stage? that is sooo disgusting!
2006-07-17 12:27:54 · answer #8 · answered by san jose girl 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny, that sounds like something I would do.. so much that I think it happened to me.. But I don't think so.
2006-07-12 05:56:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can you be that disgusting?
Not for doing it, but asking if someone else has done this!
2006-07-12 07:45:15 · answer #10 · answered by gt 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋