come on peoples, let me her em, i konw everyone has a good pick up line , i usually say " can i buy you a drink ? this ones on me , than hopefully later ill be on you !! lol
2006-07-12 04:46:53 · 25 answers · asked by caliboy80 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Do you like apples?? How about we go back to your place and i f**k the sh*t out of you. How do you like them apples??
2006-07-12 17:34:46 · answer #1 · answered by king-of-halloween 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ive NEVER had a good pick up line but the one that cracked me up was a guy walked up to me one time and said "If I was a squirrel I'd let you hold my nuts for the winter." It made me laugh and we ended up together because his personality was witty and obnoxious all the same! :)
2006-07-12 11:51:25 · answer #2 · answered by Bobe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.let's go 1/2 on a bastard.
2.once i had a guy search my shirt collar & when i asked what he was doin he replied " lookin 4 the tag that says made in heaven"
2006-07-12 12:08:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
uummm.. this is what i hear.. on tv and stuff
booooyyyy, u got the sexiest body
you my only girl
i swear u the oooonly one i loved
i aint never love no body the way i love u
hey baby where u been all my life lol
its all fuuuunny
2006-07-12 11:49:29 · answer #4 · answered by KryssyBeyondBeauty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My line -
Do u believe in Love at first sight or do i have to walk by you again
2006-07-12 11:51:24 · answer #5 · answered by Leo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I want to make you break out in a sparkling display of orgastic splender.
2006-07-13 01:59:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grab a guys arm and say, "Do you have a permit for those loaded guns" GiiiIIgggGGgggllLlLYyYyY GiGiGggglLlLleEe.
2006-07-12 16:39:52 · answer #7 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The word of the day is ''legs''... so let's go back to my place and spread the word!
2006-07-12 11:50:42 · answer #8 · answered by Carissa is just Spanky 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one that works the most for me is "Hi."
2006-07-12 11:50:27 · answer #9 · answered by The Quicker Picker Upper 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I usually say "I'm married." Nothing makes women want you like knowing they can't have you.
2006-07-12 11:49:21 · answer #10 · answered by Defender 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋